Month: November 2008

  • YACAS 17-19

    Well, found out I did what I thought I did and messed up my chapters, so I'm actually writing twenty and I don't know when I'm gonna finish, so the last three chapters! Whoot!


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Seventeen 

    Kipoo's ten days had arrived, and as agreed on, Rowan and Clyde had turned up, much to his displeasure. He would have been much happier to return home without them so that they didn't have to explain that there were even those that were from different plane that were living among them, which was another complication in this mess. Nukoea was not impressed or pleased, but allowed the two to come along, as he didn't see any harm with it, and they would be able to learn even more since at least Clyde had claimed to know of the strange society since their beginnings, which was something that they could surely use to their advantage, and something that they would so that they would be able to have some sort of advantage.

    The trip back through the jungle was long and much harder than Clyde and rowan had anticipated, especially with the entourage that had come for their comrade, enough to take the other by force if that become necessary. Neither of them expected that although crude, the weapons were multiple and would be extremely effective in any battle, no matter how many more 'technologically advanced' weaponry was used against them. he was sure that their thick hides would be able to repel most of the attacks against them, their size and sheer weight would be another advantage against such shorter and physically weaker enemies. As much as he wanted to see the fight to see just what was effective and what wasn't, he knew that such a battle could have cost him his ticket home. But he made a mental note to at least see one battle, even if he had to stage it if it was at all possible.

    Rowan however, talked with Kipoo most of the way there, trying to figure out the language that they used so that he would be able to listen in and see if their fate would be good or bad, or even if they would be made fun of which didn't matter. It would give him an advantage which he wanted just in case something had to be done and he would be able to negotiate or even know when he had to pull Clyde away from the danger and face the dangers in the Jungle instead of the dangers of a full tribe of these elephant beasts. The likelihood of either situation was small, but even the smallest of odds were still odds and enough to put him on edge. he learned a few phrases by the time they ended up in the camp, Yutr already sinking in late afternoon when they left just as Flay was peaking over the trees.

    Both of them were in awe at the sight, the tents much larger than they thought they would have been, and the hustle and bustle of the tribe was something else. If they thought that the town was well run, this was a utopia. It seemed that these were a peace loving race as well, which surprised Rowan the most since most of the foreigners that he had run into on their home world were war bearing. These were just the polar opposite. Did that mean that this was a parallel dimension? Was that the reason that Clyde and Fairfax were stuck here? Because there really was a different form of magic being used and they would have to learn it before they would be allowed to see their home?

    Clyde was intrigued, but kept his cautions up. He was a very long way from his plantation, the only home he had on this world after selling everything he had on the other side of the ocean, which was even further away. He was very polite, even by Sheystown's standards, and didn't want to offend anyone and followed Kipoo's instructions to the fullest so that he didn't accidentally threaten any of them and put them all in a dangerous situation that they really did not need to be in. He was welcomed though, and Rowan thankfully keeping his doubts in and mouth shut, which had to be hard for the other, as talking was like water for the other.

    "We have guests from the strangers, although these are even strangers to those that have come across The Great Water," the Chieftain said at the gathering of the tribe to welcome Rowan and Clyde. “They claim to be from a world much different than ours, even on a different plane of existence. However, they are unable to get back to their homeland, which is in dire need of them at the moment. Our shamans may hold the secret to the way they get back, and they have promised that no harm will come of them, if they are just able to observe what they do and how the magic is wrought. Please, do not see them as enemies, but as ambassadors of a different kind. To the two visitors, I bid you welcome to our humble tribe, and may you learn what you seek to know.”

    The skeptical looks that were given all around the campsite were now focused on Rowan and Clyde, who just waved at them, Rowan nervously while Clyde looked as if he was on top of the world. He appeared confident and in control of the situation, although Rowan knew otherwise, since the other’s grin kept twitching, a sure sign that he was nervous but not intent on showing it to those around him. He should have been prepared for the seething glares, but he guessed that if someone told him he was going to show someone the secret of their people just so that they could find their way home, he would be a little put off as well.

    The attention, as quickly as it had been granted them, was turned back to the Chieftain, who continued on and on about how they were to be treated as honored guests, Rowan guessed to make his point clear that any discrimination would not be permitted. Nor violence against them in any way which was sort of a relief since that took a bit of a load off Rowan’s ever swimming mind. He didn’t like all the attention focused on them, he couldn’t take the entire tribe at once no matter how hard he tried, especially on this plane where his powers were no where near what they needed to be to take on such a hard task. He gritted his teeth at that fact, he hated being so weak and helpless, especially when it would be only him protecting Clyde if anything should go wrong.

    "Once the celebrations are over," the chieftain said, the effect positive as the crowd seemed to lighten up at the suggestion that there would be another celebration. "We will allow them to observe our ways of life and the ways of our shamans. All I ask is that this knowledge does not reach the outsiders, those from across The Great Water, so that we can have an advantage in case a war does break out. And if you can even help us make this technique safer, it would be much obliged."

    "I will see what I can do," Clyde said with an acidic smile, one Rowan knew very well as the one he used in trying to get his enemies to think that he was really one of their allies. It had worked many times before, and it seemed to be working now, meaning that the charismatic king was still the same after all, and only appeared to have softened which made him relax a little at the prospect of returning home, as it no longer seemed so dangerous anymore. "And I do promise to never let this information out except to the other one of my kind, who will appreciate the fact that we will be able to return home without much more of a wait. It has been many, many of this planet's years since I have laid eyes on my homeland, but my partner here has informed me for all the trials and tribulations I have faced here, only three months have passed in that far away land. I think you for your intent to help us, since I do not want another month to pass there, for it would make conditions for my people that much worse, which is something that I, as the exiled king, cannot allow. I must save them from this dictator as soon as possible, so he does not hurt my people any longer."

    He received sympathetic nods from the crowd, except from what Rowan could only call the children, since they were smaller and had no sign of tusks unlike the adults and perhaps the teens? He wasn't sure what age any of them were really, nor exactly how they aged for that matter. He was thankful that Clyde had retained his speech as well, being able to get anyone to do anything with such a story that would have them pitying him for years, even as he stole their breath away and their livelihoods right from under them. He had to admire the other, he always seemed to get his way, and that fact seemed to have changed little to not at all as the years went on, no, it seemed more like they had reformed them, which was another burden off his chest. As long as he was able to keep this up, taking back over would be as easy as the first time.

    Clyde himself was glad to get back into the groove of being manipulative and just looking out for his own interests instead of trying to look out for those that he said he was. He wouldn't share the information with anyone but Fairfax, as he had promised, but as for finding a safer way for these creatures to cast, he wasn't intent at all at helping them out. It didn't benefit him at all, which meant that it was something that he honestly did not have to do at all. He knew that with his speech, he must have put Rowan at ease with his skills, as the other physically relaxed like all the pressures that had been bothering the other about him and his ability to be sly and cunning when needed were just as sharp as ever. He refused to allow himself to become too out of practice, always looking for a way to make sure skills that he would need in the other world would stay refined as he could make them, and with the presence of so many small businesses in Sheystown and the other cities he had lived in, he had plenty of practice with trying to 'help' the struggling ones, which was always the most fun when they seemed to fail, but not because of him. Never because of him.

    "Let the celebrations begin," the chieftain trumpeted, the entire tent going into a cheer at the formal announcement, as they scrambled out the openings to get the preparations ready. Clyde's eyes narrowed a bit, they moved much faster than he thought that such large beasts could move, which meant that he would have to keep and eye on them if he did run into trouble, but he hoped he had somewhat of a grasp on their techniques if anything like that happened so he would be able to save himself and Rowan.

    "Come," Kipoo said with a happy tone of voice. "I will lead you to the river where you can freshen up from the long journey and then join us all at the campfire tonight. It will take awhile to skin and cook the catches for the day, and I'm sure that the hunters will be back a little later with an even larger kill. We usually only hunt what we need to fill us all, but in the event of a celebration of his caliber, we must make sure that there will be enough food for all, and even then some just in case it lasts much longer than expected."

    "I take it you all don't get to celebrate like this very often," Rowan said, looking at the mostly empty tent, the only remaining ones where themselves, a few of the guards, and children who were too young to really help with anything and so they played in the safety of the largest tent on the tribal lands.

    "No," came Kipoo's short but happy reply as he led them into the jungle, but the river was close enough that they could see the smoke rising from the growing camp and cook fires from the pits and hear the excited chatter of some of the children that had been allowed to help gather some of the fruits that they would be using to spice up the meat and even make some deserts.

    The water was cool and clear, Clyde washing his face without any hesitation, Rowan looking around and yet again being the cautious one, making sure that his king was safe before allowing himself to splash some water on his own face, taking a quick drink and nodding at the taste, as it was not polluted or anything, Clyde then being allowed to drink after him. Kipoo watched over them, keeping a lookout for anything else that may have seen it wise to try to take a drink from the popular spot. They didn't usually have trouble, as most of those that were in the Jungle did not want to mess with one of the descendants of Elephante since it would be their death, or so they feared.

    Clyde had to hand it to them, they were able to keep their water sources clean and mostly pollutant free for years, while their counterparts across the seas were polluting them with such a speed that it was alarming that one day, the effects may even reach this tiny little area, as closed off from that half a world away that it was. He was sure that one day, if those who wanted to conquer this island so far away wanted, they would turn this into yet another industry zone, which saddened him a bit while also making him a little jaded, not really caring what happened to this jungle. After all, he was going home, where there would be plenty of jungle lands for him to preserve as well as the safety and security of his people. That was more important than any focus that he had on this puny little area that he refused to believe that he was becoming attached to, slowly but surely.

    "We must get back soon or else the others will worry," Kipoo said after a length of time, with a nod back towards the village. "We do not need them to worry that I have taken our guests somewhere unfavorable and therefore put your lives in danger."

    "I highly doubt that this jungle could come up with anything I couldn't handle," Rowan nodded, trying to prove that he was worthy of being Clyde's only bodyguard, trying his hardest to try to keep that mindset that seemed to keep wanting to slip away from him. He had to admire Clyde for being able to be himself and yet still amaze those that he wanted to, even if it was for his own selfish ambitions. "After all, we have lived in a much harsher world, and this kind of hospitality is unheard of where we are from."

    "Ah, I see," was all Kipoo said, turning back into the words, the silent 'follow me back now' hung in the air, Rowan growling at the fact that the other seemed so comfortable here, even though there were so many other dangers that could have been lurking about. After all, he decided that without the large imposing 'body guard' the animals would see him and Clyde as easy prey, and quickly followed after Clyde, sandwiching him in between them so that he would be safest. Old habits died hard, or so he guessed.

    Clyde himself was trying to see exactly how much he was going to be allowed to get away with as he came closer and closer back to the encampment, wondering exactly what kind of magic these people used and how far and strong had their come compared to their cousins from across the seas. He looked around in wonder when he first came, but that was slowly dying off being replaced with a dangerous urge to experiment and the curiosity of what would happen and all the different outcomes becoming harder and harder to tell himself that he needed to be subtle about his ways. He wanted to go home first and foremost, play could come when he was within his goal's reach, however now was the time to observe and learn what he needed to do so he would be able to get what he wanted out of this situation and these creatures.

    They were seated in the middle of a large circle, the dying second sun's rays reaching across the jungle floor like long yellow fingers, as if they were trying to dig at the earth and tell the planet to still itself so that it didn't have to sink below the horizon. The bright flames of the central fire grew brighter and taller with each log added, as if was telling the sun to rest and it would take over the task of lighting the world and that it was okay for it to finally let go and slumber on the other side of a bustling society. He had to admit, that sunsets in the jungle were something to behold, as the sky that he could see through the trees seemed much more vivid in color as he was able to only see bits and pieces instead of the whole thing like he could when he was on his porch of the estate. Clyde had to admit that he liked this scene much better than the ones that he had become used to, the fact that he was becoming connected with this planet's ways made him shudder, blaming it on a fake cold wind that no one else felt.

    Rowan watched the dancers with little interest, and instead focused on the warriors and where they were set up around the camp. The smells of roasting meat floated through the air, welcoming any stranger and yet the noise that the descendants of the great Elephante were making would keep any too curious beasts at bay. He knew that it would be soon time to eat, as the large quantities of vegetables and fruits, both dried and fresh, were on large leaves on display, allowing any who fancied them to come and take the ones that they wanted back to their seats, where there didn't seem to be any order and a sort of organized chaos. He did notice that families tended to stick together, and even then the closer to their tents, the bettered it had seemed although he watched as other mingled with other families, most likely forming friendships and something akin to dating or something. he didn't want to become too comfortable here, preferring to stay on edge for both him and Clyde, and observing these people's reactions was a good way to keep his observational skills just as sharp as they had been on the home plane.

    "Do you find the festival to your liking so far," the chieftain asked, coming up to sit next to Clyde, Rowan a little uneasy at the fact that one had become so close to Clyde, but tried to keep his paranoia down for the most part anyway. "I think this is the most excited the dancers and drummers have been in a very long time. I haven't watched a dance like that since I was much younger and my skin was so much darker! Oh how the years have changed this place."

    "What do you mean," the naturally curious Clyde asked with the typical grin. "I know that our coming most likely didn’t' help the way things have apparently been going, but did this decline of safety happen before or after the arrival of the colonists?"

    "Much before," the chieftain said with a heavy sigh. "Many years ago, beasts that we are still unable to name raided our camps, even the camps of our brethren who we are very close to, as intermarriages between the tribes are common as to mix the blood a little throughout our race. However, most of the strongest ones died off in those fights and what we call a war. It has taken many years for us to recover, and start once again start breeding the kinds of strengths that we had once before. I haven't heard of any other attacks since we killed what we deemed the female, as it always had young with her, and her mate and children while they slept during the day after we had found their cave. I hope that they are gone for good, as we don't need more sacrifices to them, as they are vicious and don't taste very good, cooked, fried, dried, anything. The only good thing that came out of it was the hides that we now use to repair our tents since it is easily dyed and very durable, especially with the Season of the Terror Storms coming, as it does with every rainy season."

    "Yes, I hope my household prepares for those accordingly," Clyde groaned, forgetting about the season when the day long storms would rip through the island, sending everything but the most sturdy and secure of structures into shambles and even out to sea if the tides were high enough, which was why he chose a location so much further inland, so that he wouldn’t have to deal with such pesky problems such as water damager. "However, I am sure that you and your people have rid yourselves of these terrors that once preyed on you ."

    "I can only hope," the chieftain said, watching yet another dance, this one slower and most likely meant to entrance those that were watching it, although neither Rowan or Clyde falling under the spell that they seemed to be trying to cast.

    The meal was good, or so Rowan nodded as he was served the cooked meat, although he found some of the charred parts too crunchy and not as appetizing, luckily there were only a few spots of those and the rest of the meat being tender and juicy. Whatever this once was, it was most likely young for it to have such a rich texture and flavor that it had. Clyde seemed to be enjoying his meal with earnest, the man most likely more hungry than he thought he was which made Rowan want to chuckle, but held it in as he didn't want to upset the other with his thoughts. The king was not meant to be cute or be looked at or made fun of in any way shape or form, although Rowan commonly broke that set of laws. He couldn't help it, as he had known Clyde for far too long not to make fun of the other man on a regular basis.

    The evening was spent talking with the Chieftain, and watching the locals converse, drink what they could only call some sort of alcohol, and eat themselves silly. The children were sent to bed early, their special toys that made sounds that apparently pleased the Universe quieted and those that were joined in the Life Bond going to bed early as well, leaving Clyde, Rowan, and those unbounded to talk and be merry until the twilight sky began to slowly turn into the dawning of the smallest sun, which meant that if they were going to get any sleep at all that night, they would have to go to bed now or forever hold their peace. Bunking up in the tent that had been set up for them, Rowan was pleased to see multiple hammocks, which meant that this was most likely place those guests were placed, and if there was a group traveling, they had enough space for them to at least sleep for the night comfortable, even if they were going to leave at the first rays of the sun Flay.

    Making up some 'dummies' with the blankets, he had Clyde choose a hammock closer to the opening flap, but not so close that he would be the first one any potential attacker would get to, but enough that if he shouted the command to run, the other would be able to scramble out easily enough while he would try to make sure that he fought long and hard so that his king would be able to escape and live on for many more years and perhaps find another of his bloodline and curse, gaining another bodyguard that would perhaps protect him better than he did at the time of his fall. Shaking off such horrible thoughts, he climbed into the hammock that he deemed his own, and slept, trying not to sleep too deeply since he didn't trust this tribe, not until they proved themselves worthy to be trusted. It was too early to tell if they were or not.


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Eighteen 

    The shamans were a different breed, or so that was what Clyde had thought when he met the fifteen or so that were considered the tribe's best and brightest shamans. They were much bulkier, and shorter than the rest of the tribe members that he had the pleasure of meeting the previous day. They had on feathers of various birds, colorful against their gray skins, a welcomed contrast to the dull brown furs that the rest of the tribe seemed content to be wearing. Their voices were deeper and kinder, much like a grandfather figure rather than one that was trying to figure out the magic of the Universe and how to bend them to their own advantage in the struggle for survival.

    "It's a pleasure to meet you," the head shaman, Guenavi said with a low bow, Clyde feeling inclined to bow as well while Rowan kept an eye on the rest of those that were in the small tent that they were summoned to earlier in the afternoon.

    "I am pleased to meet you all," Clyde began, using the voice that would fool even the most smartest of foes and had fooled them for a long time, something Rowan was always proud of. To be able to serve such a king with a silver tongue that even a snake would be proud to own! "I look forward in learning the ways of your people and how they are able to teleport while those from The Great Sea have not yet even fathomed that there would be such a magic available to them."

    "It is a sad day," one of the other Elephante decedents said with a shake of his massive head. "I thought that with their advanced technology that they would be able to at least do something that would further their abilities in the Universe's ways and always. Where yes, their technology is wonderful, that is more of the way of this planet rather than the way of the Universe, as it transforms the elements to something that not even we, who have lived here for all the ears that our kind has walked this planet, are able to tell what they once were. We strive to be able to only change that which we cannot help in changing rather than doing so for the sake of doing so."

    "i understand," Clyde said, faking sympathy quite well for someone who most likely didn't even feel a pang of it for these poor unfortunate creatures. Then again, he still wasn't sure how far they would let him observe, if at all this first day. He was a little mad about that fact, but he was sure that his time would come sooner or later, although he kept hoping that sooner was what destiny had in store for him. "I have watched them since they were a little more technologically advanced than you are now, and watched them ruin themselves and this planet buy their selfish ways of life and reckless ways they use this planet for their own good and devices."

    "And you, the other observer," Guenavi said, narrowing his black eyes even farther than either of them thought that he would be able to do with his rather wrinkly and course looking pale gray skin. "What is your opinion on this matter of looking at where you came from and what you see before you now?"

    "I see the simpler life before technology has advanced to the point of being able to take its hold over you instead of trying to make your lives simpler," Rowan said, narrowing his eyes right back at the decent of Elephante. "I must commend you, for you are much more intelligent than anyone gives you credit for, only because you can observe and learn just as well as the rest of us that live on the coastlines. Those that lived there before were not given such a chance that you are given no, as sad as that fact is now days. However, I do not mind going back like this, to this time where life was hard and the work made you sweat but still feel like you accomplished something at the end of Yutr's rays."

    "Very well said," Guenavi nodded. "You will soon be ready to take on the lessons that I am required to teach you, as you both are already aware of the way this planet is going and know that we are striving to keep it the same, although we know that when it chooses to change on it's own, we must change with it or die while trying to stick to our own stubborn ways of life and tradition."

    Rowan and Clyde gave each other a quick smirk between them, both knowing that they were going to get their way one way or another, and that this was only the first step in a long journey that they both would have to make but the rewards of going home were too great to pass up, and both of them made a point to at least try as hard as the other was going to. Although Rowan was a bit worried about what this training was going to consist of, as he had never had to go through such things before in his life. Clyde had to, since he was a noble for a period of time before his mother gave him up to the commoners to hide him from the king that he had taken down with years of work and blood contracts with those that he most likely still considered his allies. Magic never really was a way of life for him, nor was it normally an option when he got into fights, this was going to be learning something completely new, but he kept telling himself that this was worth it and that he wouldn't disappoint himself with trying to do this.

    "First, we will show you an example of how this is done," the eldest of the shamans said, looking most likely worse for wear for his age, which was a bit concerning but where Rowan didn't have to worry about his own well being, he knew that Clyde had to worry about his, as it was important that the people regained what they had lost at the hands of Faolan. "The youngest will demonstrate, as they have the most life energy and therefore have the most expendable at the time. That is where this is dangerous, since it uses up a part of your life, your soul that the Universe will take away, and perhaps even give you a shorter life in its next cycle when it chooses to renew your body and give you another chance on a different world, as it has done with us decedents of the great Elephante."

    At the end of the sentence, two young adults, or they looked like young adults to the two, disappeared and reappeared next to them. There had been a quick chant, Clyde able to feel the draw of energy away and then suddenly towards the new position where they had 'popped' back up into existence. That meant that his type of projection was not going to work, as it worked based on energy levels at the time and would not create such a disperse in the air. Nor did it need any sort of chant, or anything as tedious as that. he would have to learn this chant to see if any improvements of specifics could be made so that he would be able to reach home that much faster.

    "I see it," Clyde said, eyes wild in excitement, this was going to be easier to perhaps figure out than he previously had thought. "I see the displacement of energy, the way they place the soul, whatever is left after the transfer, and their physical bodies follow not only but a split second later. It seems to go through a different plane of existence for a moment, which is why this method is so dangerous since not only is a soulless body going through a different plane, but the soul is arriving slightly before the body, where that would perhaps allow something from that other plane a chance to catch a glimpse and maybe, if it's fast enough, act upon the instinct and then take action and take over the body before the original soul is able to get back the body that seems to linger in the dimension when it seems that both leave at the same time."

    Those inside the tent just gave him a look of disbelief, since not many, if any, were able to catch on that fast to the concept of what exactly made this kind of magic dangerous or even fatal. Guenavi was the first to snap out of his trance, ears folding and unfolding on themselves to try to relieve that embarrassment he felt that strangers were able to pick up on what had taken the rest of them years to learn from scratch. he cleaned his throat, looking straight at Clyde.

    "The Night Terrors used this way to get in, as when we began to use this kind of magic, we did not know of all the dangers of it," he began with a heavy sigh. "I was one of the young ones who was first taught that you close the connection to this world and the next one, so that nothing can get through and that you can be sure to be safer. And then we discovered how to make a smaller incision in the next dimension, which was a breakthrough and allowed us to use less of our souls and even live longer and teach those much younger than us the ways of a safer type of teleportation."

    That’s what takes so much of your life source then,” Clyde nodded, looking a little distant, as if he was trying to figure out how to use this to his advantage, or if even the dimension that they go through was his own world in which he was trying to return to. If there was a way to even manipulate the dimensions that they go through, that would take some risk out of it, going through an empty one instead of a full one, which would most likely help in the process as it would allow him to reroute himself and whoever else was teleporting to their home world, which was rather desirable. “I’m sure there’s a way to manipulate which dimensions that you have access to, although you’ll have to really work at it. I’m not sure how hard that will be, as I have yet tried to do this. But I’m sure with a bit of work and concentration, the next generation of shaman will have a much easier time of teleporting as well as a safer, less life draining way of doing so.”

    There is a way to do so,” one of the younger Shamans asked, looking straight at him.

    Clyde responded with a quick nod, looking back at the head shaman. “It will take work from all of us to be able to get this to work, but I’m sure that we can do this. To both make sure that you have an easier time with this teleporting and will allow myself and my comrades a safe return home so that we will no longer be a burden to this planet.”

    Then you both will begin your training immediately,” the head shaman nodded. “Your trainer will be Nomad, he is one of our brightest teachers and has become rather adept at your language, while the rest of us can only say so much without trying to think what would sound right next.”

    You seem fine at it to me,” Rowan replied. “Although your accent is a little thick at times, you seem to have a good grasp. Better than I did at the time of my coming here.”

    Practice and patience,” was all that the head shaman said before he turned away, the others except one were left in the tent with them, presumably Nomad.

    Nomad was a little short, and was only a tad younger than Kipoo, or so was the general assumption of Rowan and Clyde. The colors of the feathers he wore weren’t as brilliant as those that were there before them, colored only in the light browns of some of the common birds, and two stark white ones of the headdress, tipped with pink that Clyde recognized from one of the beasts that commonly picked off the slaves from Fairfax’s estate. Which meant that it most likely was some honor for them to be able to hunt and kill some, since their feathers seemed to be of some importance. He figured that since it didn’t have anything to do with his objective, that he wouldn’t be needing to know what they meant or were used for.

    We will start you off like we start our first timers,” Nomad nodded, sitting down cross legged. “Please, sit as I am sitting. It will open your lungs to the air and allow you to see more clearly with your mind so that you will be able to see your pathways better. This is important since these will be the pathways that you will be using on your journeys when you learn our way of teleportation. These are the openings to the dimensions, the openings that will allow you through and out the other side at your destination. Your spirit will lead you, although part of it will die in the other dimension if you are not careful, which will shorten your lifespan considerably. To avoid such a thing happening, my suggestion is to see the pathways now, we will get into how you will go about opening and closing them when you advance to that stage in your training. “

    Clyde and Rowan both sat in the way that they were instructed, backs rigidly straight as they had been coached back their own school days, where those teachers would not let one little slip of discipline escape them as it was a sign of great disrespect and therefore usually resulted in beatings or some other sort of punishment for not only the breaking of the rules but for the trouble they had caused the teacher. Nomad seemed to not notice the increase in their concentration of the matter, and went along with the lesson, teaching them how to breathe and how to concentrate to see the passages through space and even time.

    The passageways themselves seemed to glow throughout the land, or so that was what Clyde thought as he ‘opened’ his eyes to the ways that the shaman looked upon the world. They were streaks of pink, yellow, green, blue, and white, each representing a different dimension and the length that it remained parallel to the world, or so he could only assume with the way they broke off and then started again, going either far or short, ending and beginning again. There seemed to be not one dimension that ran exactly parallel to the planet, which concerned him greatly as there was usually one that was able to go across the entire world, or so that was what he assumed as this was how his home worked, although their way of teleportation had evolved greatly since the time of crossing dimensions and slowly waddling away at the life force.

    There’s not one that runs through the entire world,” Clyde frowned, making Nomad’s head turn towards him. “Not one that stays in complete contact with this world, but instead they keep touching and then stray away from whatever reason. This is problematic for finding one that would help your kind be able to allow you all to find a safe one to go through, one without dangers and perhaps even without dwindling your lifespan.”

    There is one,” Nomad nodded. “However, you cannot see it yet, as it only appears in the moon’s light and not either of the sun’s. It runs through the planet, the path like a glowing black against the earth, it is a very ominous looking pathway, one that most of us refuse to use, but curious about it all the same. It seems that it is always here, always allowing itself to be connected to, but we don’t know why it can only be seen by the moon’s light, which doesn’t bode well for us, so we use those that we can see in the sun’s light, as we see them as the safest routes to wherever we need to go.”

    Don’t be afraid of that you can only see by the moon,” Rowan nodded, trying to keep in mind that these creatures did not view the night as a good thing, since this world was naturally bright and so many dangers still lurked about in the underbrush during the night. “Yes, I know of the dangers that hide in the forest, but this is different, this is natural and therefore, it can’t be all that bad to follow a pathway that is opened up for you by a different dimension. It most likely will make this world safer for you to travel with since your spirit most likely can navigate this pathway better than any of the others that you commonly use.”

    I’ll keep that in mind,” Nomad nodded. “however, I am not sure what the verdict will be when you try your first jump, as many shamans lose themselves their first time, but I am sure that if you try to jump with that pathway your first time and prove to us all that you know what you are talking about that it would open that pathway up for discussion once again.”

    Clyde looked at the earth, not seeing evidence of the supposed faint glow of the pathway that he would try to open, but he hoped that if he was able to see it later that night, it would be worth it since it would assure him that this was perhaps possible after all. Rowan on the other hand was a little more cautious thinking about this situation, not caring for the fact that he wouldn’t’ be able to see the pathway during the day, which was most likely when this task of their first teleportation would take place, but knowing that Clyde would want to take the risk. The former king was known to be a risk taker, and this seemed to be no exception.


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Nineteen 

    Meanwhile, Fairfax wasn’t fairing so well, as living with Isabelle proved to be a challenge in itself, more than he had anticipated. The girl wanted so much, to have him pay his slaves, to make sure that she was happy and that everyone was created equally, and that she had her own paid servants come with her to live with him while they awaited the day of the wedding, which Fairfax decided could be postponed forever since he didn’t care for these demands that had been placed on him. He was sure that he would be able to carry them out with no problem, but it would most likely effect his social standing, which was something that he wouldn’t be able to deal with since it was fragile already and this would either tip it in his favor or out of his favor if he took one wrong move. He would rather not deal with the repercussions that would surely go along with this charade.

    Isabelle herself was pleased, in already gaining some ground with her new future husband and therefore would most likely be able to make a difference in the world a lot sooner than she thought that she would be able to. Already, those that worked exclusively inside the manor were being paid, wages that she had found rather agreeable and the former slaves turned servants found it rather nice as well. Those in the fields weren’t as lucky, but were being at least paid some wages, although not as much nor not as high of a rate than those that worked inside the manor, but then again, Fairfax wasn’t that well off, not as well as some of the other traders anyway.

    She had found that Fairfax was a quiet man, which suited her well enough, as he would most likely turn his head like her father often did to the way she carried out her business and wouldn’t try to stop her, but wouldn’t exactly help her either as long as he would be able to have some peace and quiet. She made it a point to try to keep what happened to her father’s home from happening to Fairfax’s, mostly by keeping herself low and quiet, not raising her voice in the streets like she had done before but trying to be a little more roundabout things, although she hated that method more than she wanted to admit.

    Clyde and Rowan’s venture into the jungle hadn’t gone without it’s own set of difficulties, Senkora, although she was doing the best that she could, was having problems with some of the town’s more reckless and troublesome members, where Fairfax had to often go and defend the estate and the girl from their endless harassment and whining about why they weren’t chosen to see over the way things were run instead of a slave girl. However, they did not realize just how well Senkora was doing, for she was raised differently and had Clyde’s trust, which many people fought for and never received from him. He wasn’t one to just give it away, as he would rather make those who wanted it earn it by their own sweat and tears.

    Life was comfortable, however, Isabelle sitting on the porch, looking at the overhanging canopy above with patches of color from the second sun’s rising while the first sun blazed high in the sky. She had to admit that she liked living here much better than opposed to the town, where things now seemed too crowded, even when she went there to do some shopping or even to hold her weekly meetings with the townsfolk that shared her opinions about what should be done about slavery.

    Fairfax would be gone for the duration of the day, taking care of business that he needed to, mostly getting some food, and paying some bills that had come up this month as well as talking to her father. He himself didn't mind the arrangement, but wished that she didn't oppose slavery as much as it was taking its toll on his finances. He was making a fair living before, but now he was fearing that he had to pump up production of rice and other crops if he was going to continue to live with any sense that he was still apart of the upper class society. He was also not too thrilled about Clyde and Rowan's little trip, as he thought that they might be gone for good if they decided to just go back home without taking him, leaving him stuck on this damned rock and tied down with hopefully no children to care for nor about. He shuddered at the thought of children, and hoped that he and Isabelle wouldn't be able to have any since their genetic makeup was so different. That was one of the hopes would carry out to be the truth.

    The town was much more quiet than it had been, the absence of Kipoo wearing some of the population down as it didn't allow an excuse for those that didn't usually venture out to venture out and see something amazing and something that they shared this island with. They took the appearance of another intelligent being with mixed feelings, some with the fear that they were just trying to infiltrate their technologically advanced society while the other extreme thought that his intentions where just what he said they were and that they were in no danger whatsoever. Fairfax himself didn't care either way, he would just sit on his property as he had done in wars before, and just make sure to keep himself quiet, let the victors be the victors, and live life, ever searching for a way off and out of this society. He never liked it when wars broke out, since Clyde liked to fight, to keep his skills up he would say, which meant that at one point or another he would enlist, just to do his duty and keep the other in line and make sure that he didn't return back where Faolan didn't want him.

    He was greeted much more friendly as he walked throughout the town, the impending marriage apparently taking a lot of weight off a lot of people's minds, something he guessed that they were all thankful for. The town saw it as a chance for Isabelle to settle down and give up her fight for the freedom of those that had lost at their hands and had become their slaves. He didn't mind it, as it would make it easier to do his business or so he hoped. He had been asked many times if they already tried to have children, his reply being that they hadn't and needed to talk of the subject matter still. In truth, he was sure that she didn't want children as much as he didn't want children, or so he kept hoping. It would just be another complication in within an already rather complicated situation.

    "When will you be at the auction again," Vivienne asked politely, the woman heading down to the market herself to get some things for herself, as the woman usually had her slaves get what she needed otherwise. "I am sure that with the new wife you'll need some more slaves to help with the work that usually comes with a woman."

    "She has already brought in her own servants," Fairfax bowed politely. "And I am not sure the next auction I will be at, but be sure that I'll either be selling or buying at the next one that I do go to. May you sell well and make a good profit off them all! From what I hear, your business has really been booming."

    "Yes, well, I look forward to the day you buy something," she replied, excusing herself. "Good day."

    "Good day," he replied politely back. Hopefully he would be gone by the next auction, although that hope was a little far fetched since he was rather sure that wouldn't happen as learning the art of teleportation was hard enough and with the added fact that Clyde was a sneaky bastard didn't help his prospects at all. He just wanted to go back to his home plane and ask Faolan what in the world he was thinking, and what exactly was going to happen to him since he did want to stay home, and if someone else could keep an eye on Rowan and Clyde so that he didn't have to go to a different world and start the fight to rise to the top of society yet again, as conditions for their coming most likely wouldn't have been as favorable as they had been when they were dropped onto this plane.

    He paid his bills, and went straight to the mayor's office, which was in the center of the church, a little room set up with separators so that he could have some privacy as he worked on bills and such that would make a big impact on the towns people or he just wanted to get away from all his problems for a bit and just relax. His home's basic structure was almost finished, the finishing touches on the room being done as he sat there, which was good as the rainy season was coming and he really didn't need construction to be halted on it because of the heavy rains that would be around for the next month and a half. He was happy that now they just had to work on making the interior just as beautiful as the first mansion had been, maybe a little better with the new building techniques that they were trying out on his house.

    "Fairfax," he said with a joyful tone as the man was led into the 'office'. "I'm glad to see that you are well! I hope that you haven't changed your mind about the marriage, as it's only in two weeks."

    "Ah, I would never think of such a thing," Fairfax nodded, although it was a lie. He had thought long and hard whether he should or not, but figured that she needed the wake up call of going to another world. Maybe he should start teaching her the languages now? "And everything is fine. I was just checking to make sure that the rest of the arrangements have been done, since I want everything to go as smoothly as possible, if you understand. I would rather not have something go wrong and a wife that will agonize it for the rest of both our days."

    "Ah yes, yes," the mayor laughed joyfully. "Do not fret, my future son in law. I am sure that everything will go according to plan. Just don't worry about it and get to know each other better during this rather short engagement. I was rather surprised to have you agree so quickly as well as her agree as well. I guess I was either blind or missing something rather important, for I didn't think that you two weren't very compatible."

    "Yes, well, I was a little surprised myself," Fairfax replied, not expecting the high strung woman to give him a yes after he asked for her hand at her father's consistent prodding. Although he guessed he could learn to like her, in a great deal of time. Either way, he was pretty much stuck with the decision now. "I never expected her to say yes, nor had an inkling that she even thought twice about myself or my estate."

    "Woman are very surprising creatures," the mayor laughed again. "But go on your way and don't worry about the wedding, as it will go according to plan and I'm sure that you both will be happy it's over afterwards. After all, not everyone has such a beautiful bride to look at when they go home."

    "Very true," Fairfax said, breaking a little wry smile as he bowed and left. Good, there was little chance that their marriage would go into the realm of disaster, which was something that he kept hoping wouldn't happen. He kept also hoping that Clyde and Rowan stayed away from the town until the wedding was over, so that they wouldn't be able to cause him any trouble. That was all he needed, those men being there and throwing the whole thing off.

    With that, he returned home, the scent of rain already in the air which made him hurry faster, the clouds racing up from the horizon. Well, at least the weather turned after he was close to home, and the first rain drops and indication of the rainy season began to hit the ground, feeding the trees and other plants which meant that his crops would hopefully begin to grow well.


  • YACAS 15-16

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    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Fifteen 

    Kipoo was curious about the man that had come to him earlier, the dark clothed, but very fair skinned individual didn’t look like the others, and he had never seen anything like him before, nor ever had the base feeling of dread based on the way any of the towns people looked before either. He knew of stories where his ancestors would know, or even Elephante knew, However, he had that feeling, the way the eyes just bore into him, as if he was searching for something that he wasn’t sure he would find, but confident that he knew the answer somewhere. Shaking off the feeling, just trying to get as much distance between them as he could.

    In the jungle, very few beasts could even think of attacking an Elephante, or even a group of them, but that man, he could walk into the tribe and have them all trembling, because he just radiated an unknown power that he had never felt before. He had learned that the people here depended heavily on technology instead of magic, which was what the jungle demanded of them, and so they were adept at many kinds. He had learned that they didn’t have a speck of astral magic in them, and those that did were not allowed to use it in accordance with their laws and religion. Was that what this man was trying to get at? He hoped that it wouldn’t mean more trouble for him, as he was having enough of a time trying to recite everything to memory to make sure he didn’t leave out anything of dire importance when he was able to see his tribe again.

    He meandered around town, his ten days were almost up, and in two days he would be back in the safety of the tribe, and away from the man who seemed to know something he didn’t, but needed to make sure that he had it right. He instead focused on learning the religion, applaud at some of the teachings and how they believed everything would be alright again. Separated like that, and even have countries that were blessed by either The Priest or The Priestess, didn’t do anything to help that. The Universe created all, would destroy all, and then it would create it all over again. How these people could think that way without a second thought bothered him most of all, and was confident that the tribe would find this just as much scary as it was interesting.

    The sounds of the sleeping city lulled him to sleep, the book on his large face, ultimately falling to the floor at some point during the night. He dreamed of home, of when things made more sense and when he didn’t know that there was a world out beyond The Great Water and they weren’t bothered by anything but the rumors of one tribe against another. It was a simpler time, before his tusks even began to grow, and his tent was full of stories not yet read. He missed those days in his dreams, but happy that he was at least able to revisit them at any point of his life.

    The bright sun of Flay shining through his window awoke him, as it would have in the jungle, to start the day’s work and help those with their tusks grown in to gather their hunting gear, maybe even going off for a lesson in hunting himself. He had a different mission this day, to avoid any people that he already didn’t like, and defiantly avoid that man that gave him the look of him knowing that he knew something he could use. He rose out of bed, going through morning routines, and went out into the sparsely populated streets, enjoying the feeling of the first rays of light, although the day still dim, at least until Yutr finally appeared in the horizon.

    Isabelle was out, sweeping the steps of that accursed church, as usual, although he couldn’t fault her for their people’s beliefs, as it wasn’t her fault, or any of the people’s. He was sure if he was born and raised in this society that he would have similar beliefs as well as similar loyalties and all that. He was happy that he was born an Elephante though, the Universe gave him the long straw of the stack in that pick. He waved a hello to her, the girl enthusiastically returning the gesture. Everything seemed good so far this morning, nothing to indicate that anything was going to go wrong this day.

    It started out as much as he had expected to, the crowds being drawn to him like he was the reincarnation of a god. Asking questions that he tried his hardest to answer, although sometimes he found it difficult to do so, but as he understood more of the language, the more and more he was able to answer their questions. There were so many other phrases and words they had no learned! He would have to extend the vocabulary of the tribe if they were to survive as neighbors of each other, but he was confident that they would be able to do it. They hadn’t survived the cruelties of the Home without being intelligent.

    He tried to steer away from the areas it had seemed that strange grinning man had frequented, he didn’t want that look again, nor did he want something that would potentially jeopardize his acceptance into this society because of getting involved with the ‘wrong’ people, although he seemed to be respected around town. He wasn’t so sure that he should be getting involved with such things yet, as he had a mission and that was to gain acceptance and to make sure that the people were able to see them as an intelligent species and therefore try not to enslave them, but not see them as a threat either. He was hoping that he was doing a good job of it so far.

    My, my, my,” he heard a voice behind him, Kipoo turning around and seeing it was the man from yesterday, and his servant yet again. “Fancy meeting you today. Lovely afternoon, is it not? I’m glad to see you seem well today. Would you mind me joining your little entourage? Although it seems that most of them have left to do things more important than speak with our newest found neighbor. I have some questions for you, hope you don’t mind, neighbor.”

    Kipoo nodded, the children, or he assumed as such since they were with the taller ones and had the look of what he thought they looked like. He found that there was no real way to avoid this, since he was alone, but he thought that maybe if he was careful enough, he could avoid any trouble for his tribe and his current standing. He followed the two into the room that he had for his own as long as he was staying here. The dark man looked around approvingly, as if he was making sure that they had accommodated him properly. At least he was acting like he cared in the least.

    What is that you wanted to ask me,” Kipoo asked, sitting cross-legged on the floor. “It seems to be pressing on your mind, as you make your impression yesterday and have made sure that you have my audience alone today. It must be of a private nature.”

    Very much so,” Clyde responded with a smirk. “We are not from this plane, and there is another that was exiled from our own plane. Your tribe as you call it took a couple of slaves of mine, and when we went to trace the tracks, we found something rather interesting, the fact that your tracks suddenly disappeared. We are not stupid, and have been looking for a loophole in the allowance of astral magic for years, and it seems your kind has found the secret of it. Is it just because the religion binds it or is there something else effecting its usage?”

    Only our most strongest shamans can use it,” Kipoo replied, seeing no harm in telling them. He wasn’t sure if the other’s story was true, but they had stolen from his slaves, and so he thought it be alright if he shared the secret with him. “We rarely use it, and even then the situation must be dire enough for us to deem it worthy to tax them. It is said that the Great Elephante, our greatest ancestor that all of us of my kind descend from, put a barrier around this planet to keep others out, so that we would be able to become great again, and then it would dissipate and we would be able to regain the knowledge that we have once lost.

    I am not sure if that helps or not, but there is very strict limitations, as we could tax them so much that they lose their life while transporting us to even the closest of tribes, and only do such in an emergency. It’s insane to think that we would be able to transport to another planet, or even plane of existence, and so I am sorry that I can’t help you much more than that.”

    "That's not a problem at all, in fact, that's more than satisfactory," Clyde smiled, Rowan giving him the same dark smile. "I just wanted to make sure that there was a way, that we had hope of one day seeing our old home. I thank you for you information, neighbor. However, before we discuss anything further, I must say, we never properly introduced ourselves. I am Clyde, and this is my old compliance and for right now butler Rowan. What may I ask is your name, neighbor?"

    "I am Kipoo," Kipoo replied with a nod. "I am young, barely having my tusks started growing, but I am very knowledgeable for my age, and know many things that those three times of my age will never fathom. I am here to show that we are not threatening, that we are open for friendship and hopes that one day we will be able to share the Home in peace for years and years."

    "Such an admirable cause," Rowan hummed, sitting on the bed. "I mean, I have never thought that such a thing between two such different societies are possible, but I must admire it. I'm sure that you will be able to accomplish your goals, although it may be much more of an uphill battle than you think at the moment."

    "I see," Kipoo said, slightly discouraged. "But I will not be deterred."

    "Such a good ambassador."

    "Back to the subject at hand," Clyde said, stopping the chatting. He wanted to know if there was any way he would be able to witness how these creatures exploited the loophole and maybe even give some tips on how to not have it so life threatening, even less taxing if he was able to figure out what magical mechanisms they were using. It was going to take some study but he was sure that he would be able to figure out with a little work and observation. "How are your shamans allowed to do something such as go from one tribe to another in the blink of an eye? From your explanation it should be practically impossible, but I believe otherwise. I'm sure that there's a small opening, one if I make slightly larger, or even a different way of using magic to bend the space around them. I just need to know so that I will be able to go back home. I promise that your shamans will not be in any danger, nor you, as much can be passed through the word of mouth instead of example. I'm sure that I can learn a lot if I come to your own tribe, although I'm hardly a good will ambassador."

    "The best I can offer is to see if I would be allowed to take you in three days when my ten are up," Kipoo said, with an nod, not sure at all if Nukoea would even begin to consider the idea at all. he hoped that the older one would, as he would be deciding factor, or maybe he could try to convince him? He decided not to worry about that until the time came. "It will be then when my tribe members come to retrieve me that I will be able to give you your answer, although I do not know the time that they will come to get me, so my suggestion is to come here early, as to make sure that you catch us before we head back to the tribe and I am able to give my report to the Chieftain."

    "That is more than satisfactory," Clyde grinned, turning to let him and Rowan out. "Until three days from now, my neighbor Kipoo. May you spend your next three days productive and learn as much of them as you can. You can't learn everything about them in such a short time, however. I have lived among them for many, many years, generations, and still do not understand their ways fully. I don't think anyone can unless you are able to get into their mindsets."

    "Their religion is part of the problem," Kipoo snorted. "I must say, if they are able to let go and embrace the Universe as they embrace their Priest and Priestess."

    With another grin, Clyde opened the door and let him and Rowan out, Rowan nodding to Kipoo in goodbye as he shut the door behind him. Kipoo was left alone, wondering if he did the right thing, and tried to convince himself that he did, no matter how much he thought that he didn't.


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Sixteen 

    Clyde was giddy the entire way home, the prospect that they were to be able to return sooner than later excited him, Rowan although thrilled, was not as happy as he perhaps should have been. He didn't trust Kipoo, nor the fact that they were going to be led into the middle of this dense jungle with only Kipoo and those sent to get him as their guides. Although they looked imposing enough, he was sure that something could go wrong, and he needed Clyde to return with him so that the other would be able to return to the throne, to fix the way the world had begun to be. It pained him to think about the state of their home, but there was little he was able to do about it. With a heavy hearted sigh, he followed behind, not able to word his concerns just yet, he didn't need to depress the one that held his destiny and life in his hands.

    "Why so quiet," Clyde asked, his voice practically purring with contentment. "We have finally found it, the way we will be able to return home, so that we can be rid of Faolan and those that dare to oppose us. Although, the way we must obtain the information does not thrill me, it's better than searching on our own, don't you think? And to think that we were able to find out before Fairfax, who has been searching much longer than us, since he wanted to make sure that we didn't get there before him, so that he could warn his stupid beast of a master."

    "It bothers me that we may be in more danger that we have bargained for, Clyde," Rowan said, looking around the plantation, a little put off that he was angry about this instead of thrilled like Clyde. "If something were to happen, I would have to die first, since that is part of the way my bloodline works, and who would be able to help you if I were to die? Fairfax is no longer good enough to be counted on, and besides that, we will be the only ones that will be going, and therefore there won't be anyone to help. This is a very dangerous situation, Clyde."

    "I have my faith in them," Clyde nodded. "You're still new here, so I don't expect you to understand. Things work on a much more peaceful level here, believe it or not. There is rarely malice, unless there is a large social uprising, such as Isabelle is trying to instill in the town. Hence her home was only burned, and not her or her father blamed nor done harm against. This is the way things work here, and with the open acceptance like this, I'm sure that we will be just fine."

    He couldn't accept that, for some reason, there was a nagging at the back of Rowan's mind, trying to figure out what it was that had him so on edge, and why he wasn't as trusting as Clyde was. Did Clyde lose his touch? Did the apparently many years here finally take their toll on him? He didn't like to think it, but there was so much evidence that there was something going on, and it was something that he was missing, although he didn't want to admit it. He only nodded, as if only to put Clyde at ease since he really didn't want to make Clyde think that he was just going to fight him the whole way. He just didn't want anything to happen to either of them, their home nation needed both of them alive, well, and arriving in one piece, of which he wasn't so sure would be happening.

    "You're still on edge, relax," Clyde grinned, leaning back in his rocking chair, enjoying the cool breeze of twilight. "things will not go as bad if you relax. Sometimes, such beasts can smell fear, or maybe sense it on some subconscious level, and the more uneasy you are, the less trusting they are. It's easier to convince yourself to trust them, so that they will be able to trust you."

    "I don't remember you being so trusting," Rowan grumbled. "I can't say that I like it, since there is no way that things like that will be acceptable when we get back. After all, Faolan has made just as many allies as enemies back there, and it's concerning just how much he has fooled the idiots in the councils. It's going to be an uphill battle when we get back there. One that I want you in your best condition for."

    Clyde was a little put off by that, but he could guess that he had softened up, which was most likely worrying Rowan. He was surprised that the other man would say such things, but just shrugged it off. It was most likely because of their contract, that Rowan had sworn his life and destiny to him, which was a very serious matter for both of them since it was Rowan's destiny because of his bloodline's curse to find someone to live his life for, while for him, it was something of making sure that his greatest warrior was in top shape to try to make sure his army didn't lose his touch. he had to find a way to make sure that neither of them were harmed, emotionally, physical, mentally, any of that and yet still returned home to try to change things. taking in a deep breath, he stood up, looking at the setting Yutr.

    "We will get back one day, and we will be in one piece and in the right mindset to be able to take Faolan and beat him at his own game," he promised. "And we will rule Kensonta once again."

    The thought made Rowan smile a bit, like the reassurance actually worked on him and that Clyde really hadn't lost his trust. He almost wish that he didn't doubt him, but the quiet shuffling of feet across the porch surprised him, but it was only Senkora, holding a piece of paper out to Clyde, who read over the contents carefully before pinching the bridge of his nose, not being able to understand how things could go wrong so fast. He sighed, wondering what had Clyde all worried now, but not yet asking, for it wasn't proper for him to act like a superior member of society in the presence of another slave.

    "Fairfax is requesting our company at his home this evening, apparently, something has been going amiss there," Clyde growled, getting up. "Get changed into your best, as I will not be belittled by society for not having even my servant to be in rags. We will leave in a few minutes."

    With that, Clyde left, Rowan leaving as well, quick to dress in his navy blue uniform, slicking back his hair and making sure that he looked socially presentable. Clyde was in his own blue dress suit, a scowl on his face. Leave it to Fairfax to make a good day go bad like that in the blink of an eye. He followed the other out of the door, onto the path that would take them to Fairfax's home, although it was rarely a good idea to think about going that far out of their way at such an unwelcoming time of day, there was little he guessed that they were able to do, as Clyde apparently had no say in whether he was able to send a reply to why he wouldn't be able to make an appearance at the other's house.

    When they arrived, there were dragons all about the plantation, obvious to keep the estate somewhat protected by things that lurked in the darkness while the guests were there and having a grand old time. There was a large group of them, something that rarely happened no matter what the time of day at Fairfax's, but Rowan thinking that it had something to do with his birthday or something like that. He didn't expect it because he finally agreed to Isabelle's father's begging for he and the girl to become engaged, which explained why Clyde was not thrilled about coming to this. It threw a very large complication on their hands, one that they all could honestly do without, especially since Clyde had finally found them all a way home. He was already planning on bringing Senkora, but now they would have to take the righteous minded Isabelle if the two were wed! And what a controversy it would be!

    "Congratulations," Clyde said with a grin, trying to hide the fire of hatred he had for this situation that burned in his eyes. "I see that you finally gave into that old loon's begging. Maybe it will make you more relaxed and maybe she will calm down a bit and not think about such dangerous things all of the time."

    "I am as thrilled about this as you are," Fairfax growled, only doing so since half of the town backed the old mayor, and the fact that either way he thought about it, Isabelle would grow old and die many, many more years ahead of him, and by then, he planned on already being gone, or even having an 'accident' to make people not suspicious about the fact that he never seemed to age, no matter how much time passed by. "I can't believe that I was thrown into this! However, our life spans are much longer than these people, so it will most likely not be much of a problem if she is able to keep her mouth shut about our little secret. I don't like the fact that I will have to tell anyone else about our situation."

    "Yes, it is inconvenient, as I have perhaps found the way back home," Clyde nodded. "It seems that Kipoo and his tribe have a way of using either astral magic or maybe perhaps a different type of magic that we have never heard of nor knew could be untapped to teleport them short distances, although it seems to be taxing on the body and spirit. I plan to go and find out as soon as those that Kipoo had come with come back for him so that I will be able to lead us all back home."

    "Figures that I get myself into a social mess and you finally find us a way back," Fairfax spat, trying to keep his cool as there were people around, and all he needed is for the wrong person to overhear the wrong words and they would be exposed to the town, which was something that they all could honestly do without. "However, there is nothing that we can do now."

    "Worse comes to worse, we'll take her with us," Rowan suggested, looking at them both. "And let her see what true slavery is, and just how tame that her own world is, and how peaceful it actually is. Although she will most likely never see it again, she will be able to live a peaceful life once and only once Clyde is back in rule."

    "Faolan would have most likely made it peaceful by now," Fairfax growled, not believing that they were having this conversation here and now. "And I will not argue about this in such a public setting."

    "Agreed," Clyde said, patting Rowan on the back, the other giving him a scathing glare. "now, let us mingle and enjoy the party as much as we can, for there seems to be little else that we are able to do at the moment."

    With a nod, Rowan went off to retrieve Clyde a drink, the other walking around, saying hello to some of his acquaintances, avoiding those that he didn't want to see, such as Amelia, who had her entourage with her, always trying to get a sale or a trade of some sort. he had to lay low to avoid her, and he hoped that Rowan stayed away, as the other would most likely be trapped and make them both try to deny that they didn't need a slave of what she had trained them for. However, she seemed in bright spirits anyway, as if thrilled that Isabelle would stop putting her trade in danger, and that she was free to conduct business as had been the practice for thousands of years before.

    "Rowan," he heard the woman call, he watched in horror as he was flagged down, and forced to show her the location of his 'master', which didn't bode well for him. With Fairfax becoming engaged, she would have new energies to try to get him a pleasure slave for himself since he didn't seem to have any need for a wife. Sometimes, he wondered just what possessed her to think that everyone needed someone like that in their lives and why she was programmed to think that way. For the moment, he focused on trying to get the hell away from the woman before she was able to bombard him with questions that he wasn't sure he wanted to answer.

    "Clyde quit running from me! Boys! Detain him," he heard the shriek, and soon found him faced with four male slaves, and one woman, the others most likely already sold off. "Good job!"

    He turned to look at the woman, who was for once all covered and actually within society's standards for once. He sighed, Rowan offering him a shrug and he knew that there was nothing that he was able to do. He just wished that the other had left early instead of staying as late as she did, or even if he never received the telegraph at all. Holding the bridge of his nose, he took in a deep breath, and then showing off his best grin, faced her fully and ready to dodge any offer she had and looking for an opening to try to escape her and her slave's grasp.

    "I'm glad that you showed up to support your rival," she grinned, obviously knowing what was going through Clyde's mind. "However, if you thought that you were going to avoid me for the whole of the party, that's much too bad since I planned on staying here or coming over, if just to see your adorable Rowan again."

    "As much as you like him, I think that you wished you didn't spend your money on those that you did purchase and instead saved it on trying to get him instead," he grinned, causing the woman to scoff.

    "I am very happy with the ones I purchased," she nodded, trying to convince herself as much as she was trying to convince him. As much as she did enjoy the fact that her house slaves were working harder now, eye candy was never something to be wasted on those that didn't appreciate it. And in her humble opinion, Clyde hardly appreciated it, or liked the female body more than she thought possible. "However, I can appreciate the eye candy sometimes. I have to sell the best ones for the best profit although it always seems like a waste to see them go like they do. Now, speaking of which, what kind do you fancy? By the way you protect your little butler, it seems that you prefer something of the male type."

    "Neither my lady," Clyde replied, just trying to look for an opening to get out. He really didn't need to do this at the moment, in fact, if he could have without it being a social disaster, he was sure that he would be able to go home and just avoid this whole thing. But not staying until the formal announcement was made would be social suicide and would mean that he would no longer be as accepted although he lived so far out of town as well as being one of the most profitable of them all. "I don't mind living on my own, and the reason I protect him is because he is not from this planet and I'd rather him not feel insecure about our ways here, so it's more like I have taken him under my wing than anything. If you excuse me, however, I have yet to greet Isabelle, and she is the lady of the evening, don't you think?"

    Amelia hated the fact that Clyde was right, that he should go say a hello to Isabelle as this party was partly in her honor and celebration, but she hated that she would have to let her prey go for another time. After all, it was rare for Clyde to come to such things, unless he was forced to, and an even more rare occurrence that she was able to corner him and try to figure out his preference so that she would be able to sell one of her pleasure slaves to him, just so that he would relax a little since the man always seemed a little to uptight to her. But also, it would help her business, as it would be able to be said that everyone except for Vivienne would have both one of her slaves, and make them even more desirable. Everything came down to profit, and it was profit that she was willing to work for.

    Clyde had escaped one woman, but had to deal with another. he sought out Isabelle, who was chatting with a few of her followers and even those that were close enough to be called friends. He was amazed on how happy she looked about all this, he was sure that she would have something to say about these kinds of engagements, sprouting garbage about love or something along those lines, but she seemed happy about it. Excusing himself, giving a polite bow, he greeted her, Isabelle eagerly greeting him in return.

    "I see you seem to really be excited about this," he said, grinning at her. He received a smile back, making him wonder what in the world must have been going through her mind. Something wasn't right, or at least he thought that something didn't seem right.

    "I am excited, to be able to marry the one I have deemed worthy of my hand," she replied. "Papa asked me repeatedly to consider marriage, as it would make my social standing a little more stable and it would allow me to still make my changes without hurting him, even if it is just this plantation." In truth, the fire and violence scared her, and she was trying to stay quiet and small for now, create a friendlier environment to try to make her changes instead of too fast and all at once. She had to be patient, no matter how hard that seemed at the moment to try and do.

    "Is something wrong," Clyde asked. "What happened to the Isabelle that believed so strongly that she would let nothing get in her way?"

    "I think it'll make it easier on everyone if I don't rush into this social revolution," she replied with a dark grin that rivaled his own. "I plan to make this the first slave free plantation on the island, and therefore, slowly change the way things are done. I will still post my flyers, still hold my meetings with those of the like mind, but this will make it much easier for people to accept it, since I will make it work on an actually plantation instead of giving them theories or ways that it could work. Plus, I must admit, Fairfax isn't half bad looking, and it would be good for me to try to appear settled down at the moment. It would make Papa's heart lighter and easier to accept that I am not letting my cause die so easily."

    With a nod, he almost felt a pang of sympathy since if they were still around for the marriage to go through, she would be forced to come with them instead of seeing her pet project to competition, but there were others that could take the reigns from her and run with them. However, this was more of Fairfax’s fault and something he would have to live the rest of Isabelle's days with, which meant that the other man would be even more grievously tortured than he would be, especially if Rowan was right about the state of their home country and the world in general.

    "I'm glad that you're not giving up," Clyde grinned. "I wish you two the best of wishes." Which was a curse in itself for Fairfax, which he had to withhold a chuckle since he was out and about. He turned away, to try to lay low and keep away from Amelia, who was most likely still searching for him no doubt. Sometimes he wondered if he would be able to stay away from that woman the entire little party, but made it a point to try his hardest.

    "May I have your attention," the Mayor, a tall and bold man of strong features, dark skin, and equally dark short hair said, standing on top of Fairfax's porch, looking over the crowd. "I am pleased to formally announce the engagement between Fairfax and my own daughter, Isabelle, and their consent in the matter. The wedding will take place in one month's time, as we need to get the preparations figured out, but we all would benefit from this happening as soon as possible, as it would allow us all to put the events of the past few weeks behind us."

    There were cheers and hoots as the two were allowed to come up, hand in hand. Clyde had to admit that they did go well together, and if they really were staying here for a longer time than they had thought, Fairfax's plan to move on and perhaps tell Isabelle their secret and have her die, knowing that she either changed the world or barely made a dent was a good one, that would never be. No matter who it was, he was going to get home one way or another, and she would have to come along now, leaving everything behind to start again in a new world that accepted slavery as a way of life as well, but wouldn't allow such changes to occur, since as a society, they were no where near ready to face such changes. this added a whole new complication that he really just did not want to deal with now or ever.

    "Rowan," he said sternly, clearly angered that the wedding would be happening after he had figured out a way to use the magic to return them home, making the other give him a worried look. "We're leaving." With that Clyde turned away, heading off the property and making his way back home, Rowan behind him the whole way, keeping an eye and ear out for any danger that may have been lurking nearby, and ready to defend Clyde from whatever attacked him. Clyde was broody, and didn't let out his frustrations until he was able to come home, looking over again and again at the research he had complied over the years, turning his rage into hopeful progress.

  • YACAS 13-14

    Ha! Waited a whole half an hour.

    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Thirteen 

    Isabelle couldn’t believe it, she just didn’t believe that this was happening to her and that she was actually being singled out like this. It all came down, her high hopes, her dreams, her euphoria, everything came down in the form of ashes. Her father had been horrified and ended up screaming that she stop this madness before other people became involved or even injured. Their possessions could be replaced, or so he kept saying, but their lives were also at stake and those wouldn’t be able to be brought back. She was ashamed that she had brought this onto her father, and perhaps tarnished the family name for the rest of time in the Eyes of the Priest as well as the rest of the world.

    The house was burned to the ground, the local fire department just watching it burn as they thought it was punishment by the Priest’s decree for trying to undo what he had put into order, that slavery of the weak to the strong, was trying to be undone by not only a child but a woman. Her father had been away, and when he returned, he found Isabelle staying with the church and construction on the new house began the next day, but it would be months before either of them could move out of the church with the little belongings that they had.

    She didn’t have anymore rallies, at least not in the public eye. She held them in secret behind the church, finding that if they stayed quiet for now, they would be able to regroup and then be able to create a stronger force. The lesson that she had learned was a hard one, but it wouldn’t be one that would be easily forgotten. Those that sympathized with her and those that actually supported her were doing their part in quiet ways, starting to treat their own slaves with dignity and even the more wealthy ones hiring those that did well as paid employees which increased their productions, both of which Isabelle was happy for. Change wouldn’t come as fast as she wanted it to, but at least it was happening little by little. The fire was doused, weak, and fragile, but not in the least bit dead.

    It was a few weeks after the fire, the construction going as well as it could in the hot days, steadily making progress, and Isabelle was out in the back with her meeting when she first spotted an odd creature that she had never spotted before. It was one of the attendees that spotted it out first, causing the whole group to pay attention to what was going on around them, the large creature standing nearly seven feet tall, pure black eyes looked at them from the gray head with large ears and trunk, resembling an elephant that only royalty was allowed to use as modes of transportation. Large tusks protruded from its mouth, it taking one step forward, which sent Isabelle, the closest, into a panic.

    The shrieks that came from the back alerted those that lived in the church for a living, as well as the priest who looked in awed horror at the beast, who was trying its best to look as non threatening as it could, which wasn’t much. Those that were there were caught between awe and the urge to run and get any sort of help that they could find, their fears doubling at the sight of the two other heads, one just as impressive as the first while the other was noticeably smaller. When they began speaking, the intrigue increased, the fear abating a little that they knew enough of their language and that they meant no harm.

    Hello fellow beings,” the first spoke, shocking the group. “I am Nukoea, descended of Elephante the great and sent as a goodwill of our kind. We mean no harm to you, as I am sure that we can learn much from each other. We know the Home like no other tribe, and you have the technology that has never been witnessed this side of The Great Water, so we like to welcome you and know of your intentions. “

    We are settlers from the other side of this world,” the priest said shakily. “We mean no harm to you or your home. Those that were here before, we have made them become our laborers as our law states that the weak will always serve the strong with the sweat of their brow and back. We are all honored that you learned our language and have observed us for this long without revealing yourselves and your information would be most appreciated.”

    We will let our young one, Kipoo, stay here as an ambassador to see what he will see of your kind and what you plan to do here,” Nukoea said, nodding to the smallest, as well as the one having the smallest tusks. “We will be back to pick him up in ten sun ups and sun downs to see what you have learned about us and what we have learned about you. Treat him with the utmost kindness that you have not shown to those you have conquered as accordance to both our law and your law.”

    With that, the two left, leaving Kipoo alone as he bowed to those that would hopefully allow him to become apart of society easily and would learn a lot. The youngest bowed, grateful to the Universe for this chance to finally make a difference to his people and to the people who were from so far away. And to the Chieftain for even giving him such a chance to begin with. He would not screw this up, no matter what happened nor what obstacle came his way. He tilted his massive head to the side, listening to the mutterings of the group that they had found, not sure what to expect after this.

    =I finally hit 30k. I want my reward now but I know I’m not gonna get it anytime soon. Poor me.=

    Nukoea looked behind him, one last time until he and the other guard came with him back to the village which they had to reach before sundown, as they did not want to fight anything nor find themselves in too dangerous situation. Most of the larger carnivores didn’t hunt until the suns had set, preferring the cooler weather not that Nukoea blamed him. He was worried about Kipoo and leaving him there at the mercy of those outsiders, the invaders that dared to capture every forest tribe there was and make them lose their identity and long history.

    We need to hurry if we are to make it back by sundown,” the guard said, forcing his way through the underbrush at a quicker pace.

    Nodding in understanding, taking one last look as he watched Kipoo being led away by the invaders, he headed off back into the underbrush, not liking this situation. He thought hat Kipoo was too young for this, and would give into deals that would hurt the tribe, however, he knew he should trust the Universe and its decisions, as it had a grand plan that he could not see, as it often did if they would just believe and see what it had in store for him.

    He would definitely be checking in on the younger much more than would be necessary, although he thought it a good thing since if Kipoo needed a way out, he and whatever shaman he would bring with him would be able to make a quick escape, like they had the first time they had actually came in contact with these invaders, when they stole their brethren out of the bondage they had been put into by the outsiders.

    =back with Kipoo, my adorable elephant shaman=

    Kipoo had never seen such wonders in all his days, the massive inside of the buildings were enough to fit the entire tribe, how these newcomers were able to build so tall, big, and yet hollow buildings amazed him, as well as the fact that they were sturdy as any tree in the Jungle. The gizmos and gadgets that they had were nothing to shake a stick at either, as they would amaze even the old Chieftain with their complexity and yet seemed simple enough to use by anyone who had grown up with them. And they kept inventing more! It was all just so much to learn in one day, and he had met so many new people! The social structure was amazing to see in action, no matter how many times that it was explained there would be no way for him to comprehend it otherwise!

    He learned how to work some simple machines, such as the can openers, and was even lucky enough to hold a gun, although his three large “fingers” weren’t able to reach the trigger, so he wasn’t able to shoot it, but that didn’t matter. It was much lighter than he thought it would be, and there were so many kinds even! And the knives and other decorative ‘weaponry’ amazed him, as their complexity and sheer beauty the way the precious gems and stone, all polished, shone in the light that were generated by candles that were much like their own torches, and even the richer homes didn’t even need the sun or fire to light them. Interior lighting was still rare and only the richest could afford it, but it no less amazed him.

    Are you impressed, “ Isabelle’s father, the town’s mayor, asked. “I hope you are, as an ambassador.”

    I am very impressed,” Kipoo said, looking at the painting. Such finer materials were used than what they used to paint their tents! He must find out what they used to create such brilliant pictures! “And the materials you use to accomplish such goals are brilliant! I have never watched trees create such houses before, to take in no shape they would ever in the Jungle and yet you craft them so masterfully to create your structures!” He wanted to learn that secret too. Anything to give him knowledge as well an edge for his kind in fighting against them if that time arose.

    That is good. Have a good rest, Kipoo, ambassador of Elephante,” he said, taking his leave.

    Kipoo explored the rest of the bedroom, a bit clumsy because of his size and the fact that the trinkets were made for much smaller and more nimble hands. He was able to find books, which he figured had a hand in recording the family stories so that the next generation would be able to see what their ancestors had done and what they had accomplished before them. He nodded in approval, testing the large bed, not quite designed for him, but was supported as best as it could be in such short notice. He found it much more comfortable than his hammock, as well as bug free which was very nice. The curtains hid the window, and his view from the entire town, but that didn’t matter.

    Taking in a deep breath, moving his trunk to the candle at the bedside, he blew it out as gently as he could manage, thinking that it was a good point to rest as he now had ten suns to try to figure out what their intentions were and what he had to do to counter them. Know your enemy. That was the first step in war, one that Kipoo hoped that his tribe could avoid for as long as it could. And so far, he hadn’t had any indication that they would attack them, nor do anything to harm him. He believed that his size had something to do with that fact.

    Closing his eyes, he prepared himself for another busy day, one that he hoped wouldn’t be as overwhelming.



    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Fourteen 

    Clyde had heard the rumors about there being a strange new creature in town, the slaves a buzz with what it could be, speaking in their native tongues that annoyed him, as they thought that he was stupid enough to not to be able to understand them. As much as it irritated him, it excited him as well, especially if it was the ones that took two of his slaves at Rowan’s ‘welcome’ party. He was sure that if such things were kept up, that this place would be dubbed as cursed and they would have to pull out, which meant that he would lose whatever ground he had as he pushed closer to going home.

    Rowan was up and mingling with the slaves that morning, Flay just above the horizon and Yutr hours and hours away. He was glad that the other was falling into some sort of normalcy even with the odd rules and ways of the people. He was rocking in his porch chair, watching warily the edge of the land he owned and where the forest began. Two large dragons were on patrol that morning, growling at anything that moved and they didn’t recognize as friend. The borders had been quiet the past week as well, Clyde thinking that it had something to do with the fact that those…things for the lack of better words, were lurking around and scaring them off. Where they were helping him, he was sure that they would soon become a hindrance, although there was a slim chance that they might have been helpful. Slim, but still there and he was always one to keep his options open.

    What are they so chittery about now,” Clyde asked when Rowan returned, the other sitting on the rocking chair next to Clyde’s. “They seem to be getting more excitable as the days go on.”

    I think we should head into town, since all the rumors seem to come out of there,” Rowan replied with a grin. “We haven’t terrorized that place in awhile, since before the fire at Isabelle’s place, and I’m sure that both the townspeople and Isabelle could use a visit from their most profitable plantation owner.”

    With a grin, Clyde checked the sun’s location with a nod. “Find, we’ll go into town a little later. I want to take a look at this ambassador that seems to have come a calling, and by the slave’s descriptions, he seems like one of those you watched carry off two of my own slaves.”

    Today just keeps getting more and more interesting,” Rowan grinned, excitement barely contained. “And the second sun hasn’t even come up yet. Hell, the first isn’t even in it’s glory in the sky!”

    They both left after Flay was rising higher in the clear skies, Yutr just breaking the horizon. They had left the house in Senkora’s care, which they both knew she would do very well at. Rowan was ever amazed at how the women could always seem to make the household run smoothly under some of the most demanding of situations with a calm stern face and a few pointed fingers and telepathic messages. The trip into town was easy, even with the crowded streets which was unusual given the time of day.

    The attraction was out and about that day as well, as the slaves said they would be. The descendent of Elephante was taller than most of the crowd, although he was still young, that much Clyde could tell. Rowan confirmed that he resembled the ones that had taken the slaves at least two months ago in the field, which meant that this was one of the deeper forest tribes. One of the ones that could know the secrets of this place and perhaps give them a way back home. However, there had to be ample time to study them, and Clyde was well aware that there most likely wasn’t much time left in this young one’s visit, but he had to learn what he could before the beast left.

    There was a crowd around Kipoo, however, which meant that it would be a long while, if ever, that he would be able to get him alone so that he could question him on the magic that his kind used. He was sure that if the primary relations went well, that they would be able to question one of the others that were surely planning on visiting Sheystown and maybe some of the other settlements along the coast. It was true, both societies could learn much from each other, however, it was most likely not what Clyde wanted to know, but he would find out one way or another.

    He pushed his way through the crowd, Rowan right behind him as a good servant always was. He fell a bit short of the large mass of gray, but he was sure that didn’t matter and that they were only that tall because in the wilds, those that were tall and bulkier were not only harder to take down, but were feared. Almost as much as the predators themselves. He received a curious glance, or what he assumed a curious glance from the almost pure black eye, and he rewarded the beast with one of his best grins. This was already turning out to be rather interesting.

    Hello,” he greeted, the mass giving him a mix of annoyed and curious glances. “You seem to have been living here for eons before we ever thought about coming over. Mind telling me what you think so far?”

    There are so many new things to see and try out,” Kipoo replied, looking around. “It’s amazing how your tents can stay up with such little support, and be so hollow and large inside, and even be so welcoming at the same time. Your weaponry is admirable as well, and your social structure is like ours, very connect with the others.”

    I’m glad you find it to your liking,” Clyde nodded, trying to fake that he cared. “I hope to see you around then. Rowan, come along.” With that, he planted the seed of intrigue, which would hopefully to lead to a meeting in a more private setting that he would be able to exploit to his advantage.

    Rowan didn’t want to leave yet, amazed at just how much and well the creature had grasped the language, and was even able to disappear so fast out of sight back into the jungle. He wanted to know what happened to the slaves that were captured and taken back into the forest, were they able to learn from them? That was what he was assuming, which seemed like the most plausible answer. He was sure that the jungle dwellers had their own common which meant that most likely, they were able to figure out how to share their language. He wanted to learn more, confirm his suspicions, but suspected that he would have to wait, much like Clyde had to so he could obtain his own answers.

    We’ll pretend to go shopping,” Clyde said as they walked the mostly empty streets, the throng of people surrounding the ambassador. “That way, if that thing wants to try to chat in private, we’ll be around. Or even just wandering around town, gathering information.”

    Good thing you have a plan,” Rowan replied, looking around at the shops, trying to see if there was anything that he wanted to try out or even just look at. “I was afraid that you were beginning to lose your touch after all these years.”

    have more faith my friend,” Clyde replied smoothly, making his way deeper into town. “After all, I am the mastermind that will get all three of us home and take back the throne. It’s been out of my hands for far too long, don’t you think? I mean, I’m sure all that hard work I done fixing it has been undone by now. As sad as that fact is.”

    We’ll just have to work just as hard to try to get it all back to the way it was,” Rowan nodded, the itch to do battle finally growing back to what it once was. He couldn’t wait until he was able to get back onto the war front, and command the armies like he once did. The thrill sent a chill down his spine, as it allowed him to fulfill his contract, which was what he existed for after all. “I’m sure that we’ll be able to do it in no time. After all, they finally have had the taste of a true dictator.”

    With a wicked grin, Clyde knew that his return to power would be nothing like his first struggle, where they didn’t exactly see but instead felt the effects their previous “king” had pushed onto them, the commoners. This time, they could not only feel the tyranny, but be able to see it as well. His return would be welcomed, or so he hoped, so that he would be able to gather forces more readily and hopefully that meant that the peace would be a bit easier to keep as well. However, getting back would seem to be the hard part, which he wasn’t sure how he was going to do it yet, but if he was able to crack the secret how Faolan had opened the portal here in the first place, then he would be able to retrace the path, and get back home.

    I’m glad that they might be a little wiser this time around,” Clyde replied, looking in the window of a sweets shop. “I keep hoping that they will form their own rebellion, but then again, if only three months have passed since my exile, that isn’t much time for them to try and rise up. My reemergence into the plane will be a great feat indeed, and I’m much smarter now, living the years upon years here and watching the rise and fall of many kingdoms and empires, learning from their mistakes. Our world and country will be a much better place once I am able to get back into control.”

    I was hoping that you would feel that way,” Rowan replied, with a smirk just as cocky as Clyde’s own. “And we might even get Fairfax back on our side where he belongs.”

    Ah Fairfax, the fool,” Clyde sighed, wondering where they had gone in two different directions so quickly. “We’ll get him back and we’ll the be the trio of terrors once again.”

    And what do you want me to do for you,” the unexpected voice growled, apparently not amused with the fact that he was being talked about, especially with Clyde and Rowan holding the conversation. “I can already tell you and I am not interested in joining the losing side of this little war.”

    Then you should switch sides,” Rowan nodded. “That way, you won’t be on the losing side.”

    For his efforts he received a dark glare, that he rewarded with a grin of the same fashion, both of them knowing such an argument was pointless until they were back on their home plane, which was still seemingly a very long time away. Clyde shook his head, wondering if he was dealing with fighters, warriors seasoned in battle, or children on the playground trying to settle a long dispute by themselves and not being able to get anywhere with it without the help of an adult. He would let this go on though, as it would make for a very interesting show for him to watch and enjoy.

    I was not the one who was captured and sentence to exile,” Fairfax said coolly, fixing the cuffs of his overcoat.


    “No, you were the one who wasn’t trusted enough to stay with Faolan and therefore, you’re stuck here with us, with dreams of home but not being able to get back there,” Rowan growled, knowing which buttons to push.

    Now now, no need for such conduct,” Clyde reprimanded, although he did so with a large smile. “We’re all stuck here now and I believe that young….whatever he is will be of a help to us all. We tried to trace their tracks, but it seems that they disappeared into the jungle, which is a distinct impossibility, especially on this rock. They may have the secret we need to be able to return home, the loophole that I have searched for years has finally decided to show itself.”

    And you’re telling me, the one who has to keep us all here this why,” Fairfax asked, clearly annoyed.

    I fully intend on dragging you along with us and making sure that you see that we are going to be the winning side yet again,” Clyde replied, still confident as ever that he was right and fully planned to prove his point. “After all, you said that Faolan would make this better, the world, the social standings, everything better. However, Rowan has seen and watched as after my exile, our exile, that is in fact not what is happening. Was I really that bad of a ruler?”

    You taxed the hell on imports and made the rest of the world hate us for it,” Fairfax growled. “you weren’t there on the borders for those conflicts! Staying cooped up in that palace like there was nothing wrong.”

    I was fully aware of that, however, they don’t have cheap taxes for us and our companies to pay either,” Clyde replied, indifferent. “I was just returning the favor, giving them a taste of their own medicine. After all, even this world has its alliances and enemies, with money being the negotiator. You’re telling me that I shouldn’t be like them and allow my country to fail even more just because I wanted to play nice with everyone? There was a lot more going on than just the border problem, Faolan was moving in and I was trying to stop it, but you just had to play double agent and look where we both ended up.”

    Fairfax couldn’t deny that, he couldn’t deny the fact that it was his fault that they were there, but he believed that he had made the right choice in teaming up with Faolan, as the other promised so much and he believed that the other could deliver. He was tired of seeing the people at the borders being raided because of the higher taxes that were suddenly implemented, the talks of wars, the standoffs that they had with other countries, the bans, the protests, he wanted everything to be better. The old king had done just fine by him, although there was more economic unrest and hushed rumors that never reached his own ears to clarify them he was sure. But did that really warrant the death penalty?

    I will not take this lying down,” was all he said before he went on his way, Rowan and Clyde watching him stalk off. He knew that it was an uphill battle, but he would do his best, so that he would at least be able to protect his fragile pride. Or whatever remained of it by the time he was able to return back to his homeland.

    Well, that was an unexpected turn,” Rowan yawned, leaning against the side of a building, gaining himself a scatching glace from Clyde, which he returned with a bored one. “Although it did provide some amusement.”

    You know, that’s a very undignified stance,” Clyde said, continuing on his way, Rowan answering with a snort and followed him into one of the many shops that lined the street.

  • YACAS 11-12


    Sesshy!


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Eleven 

    Kipoo cried the cry of victory as the group entered the camp, the slaves much calmer now to see their former comrades in the jungle had 'freed' them of their captivity. The common tongue of the jungle was known by all, and rarely did a different language pop up to add to the secrecy of plans and such, however in the fight to survive, wars could not be afforded. He had done him and his village proud that night, bringing two slaves who had learned the common tongue of the strangers! The chieftain would be most please with them all! Or at least he hoped he would be. They had traveled a very long way after all.

    Nukoea himself was pleased that things went so well, however a little worried as well. They had to rely on their shamans to take them out of the field, none of them expected anyone to come outside during the party, and the fact that they were almost caught frightened him. He hoped that they would still be safe in their deep jungle home, since they was no way for them to be followed, especially at night when things were most dangerous, which was yet another odd but good thing. They hadn't run into any resistance by any of the larger predators that usually roamed the area on their way back, although he couldn't figure out why. Stranger and stranger things kept popping up which usually meant an imbalance somewhere, one that would bring the destruction of some at the rising of others.

    "We have two brethren who know of the new comers and have learned their ways and their tongue," the chieftain said, the entire camp gathered around in the meeting tent, usually only filled on such occasions. "We will learn of these strangers, and hopefully be able to learn from each other, although the possibility of that is very slim from what I have heard already from our two guests. As it seems that their entire camps and tribes have been either captured or whipped out, which doesn’t bode well for us or any of the others that are still thriving out here in the deep."

    Murmurs of discontent spread thought the enclosure, raising a giant three fingered hand, the conversation died away, and attention was once again on the old chieftain and the ones that had been brought to show them of the hardships that may be befalling them in the near future, although none of them wished it to.

    "We are made to work during the coolest parts of the day," one said, looking at the other. "Although our master is kind, others do not fare so well, working even in the full light of both suns while we rest and eat and have some time for ourselves. We are the fortunate ones who do not have someone beating us, belittling us and our ways to make room for their own ideologies. Protect yourselves, my allies, protect yourselves from these strangers!"

    They will want nothing less than your life’s loyalty and your skills at whatever they deem worthy of you,” the other responded. “Defend yourselves well with what we will teach you! There is little else you can do, as you have seen the fire beasts they call dragons, those frightful things that both make sure we can’t escape, and protect us in the boundaries. Then there are the beats of impossibility, called Gryphons, and they are the most ferocious beasts that even the Home cannot create and through at us. Beware, my brothers and sisters, beware of the dangers that will face you all!”

    This times, the worried glances and whispers could not be deterred by the chief, and he knew it. There were many things that were going through the tribe people’s minds at the moment, as what was going to happen to them and what else was going to befall them in this struggle to stay free and maybe live side by side with that society. As unlikely as that was, he would do everything to keep his people free and for the most part unharmed, as much as he possibly could and with whatever the Universe would give them.

    My people, my guests,” he began, standing up. “We will continue this when the first sun rises, as it is already late and we all are weary from worry and in the case of the ones that brought to us our brothers who had lived the horrors, they had a very exciting and treacherous trip home. Hopefully rest will come easy, and do not forget that we are not on the verge of war, nor are we going to fall on the marrow. Be confident, my people, that we will rise and flourish as the Universe has predetermined, whether it is in the hands of these strangers or our own hands.”

    With that ,they went back to their tents, the two ‘captives’ allowed to stay with the chieftain as guests, since they were considered so at the moment. He didn't feel like discussing things that would be address the things that would be addressed at the sunrise, as he was pretty sure that most of the other tribe members would want to hold a morning council, which were rare as it was, since this would be affecting the entire jungle. These strangers were proving to be much more dangerous than previously thought, which did not bode well for him. taking in a deep breath, he said his thanks to the Universe for allowing him to live another day, and went to sleep, most likely the only one who had any decent sleep that night.

    =and we get a report of Isabelle. Finally=

    Isabelle was all set, speech in hand and her warriors behind her, this auction wasn't going to go well at all, or at least she planned it like that. She had her permit, she had her soapbox, and she was ready for this war to start. The podium was set up, the smaller sun just reaching it's ten o'clock positioning, the larger sun just barely beginning to rise. She still had plenty of time to prepare, to allow her voice some rest before she used it to disturb the group that would gather her and rally her own supporters in her cause, maybe even get some new ones.

    "You're here early," Vivienne spat in obvious displeasure. "I surely thought that you had the permit for the same time as my own auction. Don't interrupt the way this works, girl. We are a war bearing race, and this is how we take care of the captives, as the old days did when the High Three were in their infancy and were separated into. Your race was known for their magical capabilities, and were usually used to contact The Priest and Priestess depending which faction got their hands on your kind. Do not fool yourself, girl. This is just the easiest way to control those we conquer, until we gain their full submission and then integrate them into the society we have built. Or did you not pay attention to your history lessons."

    Isabelle bit her cheek, not liking the way her people had suffered at the hands of those like Vivienne all those years ago, and how much her words made sense, especially since she was watching it all happen with her own eyes. But then again, all it would take was one ruler, one misguided idiot to make those once free into slaves again, although she doubted that it would ever come down to that. After all, her people had stayed free for many millennia now, although being from a long lived people, there were still some Elders who were born as slaves, and a few that were slaves for most of their young adult lives. She didn't want them to watch as one of their own allowed another race of people be pulled down the same path of destruction. Of a tortured and belittled past that they were expected to completely forget even millennia later.

    With a curt nod, Vivienne excused herself to get herself prepared for the auction, and to inspect the alien, as she wasn't able to go to Clyde's little 'showing off' party due to the fact that she had her own matters to attend to. It would do both the alien he had called 'Rowan' and himself to get out more than just to do business, to actually mingle with society instead of trying to stay as far away as he possibly could from it. Although she had to admit herself, sometimes living in Sheystown was enough to drive her mad and wished for something a little more out of the way. This one of the few occasions.

    Isabelle watched the older woman leave, most likely to see how things were being taken care of. She hated the fact that she had to be in the same space as that woman, although it did have its advantages as well. It would allow her to appear stronger than she actually felt, although she doubted that would do little good if Vivienne was as ruthless as those that personally knew her said she was. They also told her she was a fool for trying to change something that had been the way of doing things for so long, disbelieving that there actually could be a different way to handle things, one that wouldn't involve slavery or the belittling of proud people to those that were 'socialized'. Societies could exist in different stages, different ways to interact with their environment. They were just as socialized that they were, although their technology could use some improvement, Isabelle had no problem telling the difference between the two.

    The auction started without a hitch, Isabelle not permitted to speak until at least ten minutes into it, making it easier for them to at least push through as many trades as they could in that span of time. However, when her permit did go into effect, she had a good third of the townspeople behind her, waiting for the 'leader' of their movement to speak, to lead them in the first real battle with their foes, wondering who would actually come out on top of this whole ordeal.

    "My friends, family, other townspeople," she began, her voice carrying over the auction, much to Vivienne’s annoyance and displeasure. "We have gathered here to prove them wrong, that there isn't just one voice against this, there isn't just one person who doesn't want to see our brethren who share this planet enslaved, to be given a sentence a criminal would just because they have a different language, because they have a different way of looking, of doing things. They had their own society, their own beliefs, their own allies and enemies in this place before we ever thought about coming here. they had their own little place in the world, advancing as this harsh environment would allow them, even though we seemed to have the favorable environment for development while they didn't.

    "They are now being sold as I speak, being traded for others of their own kind, brother for brother, mother for son, father for daughter, all based on how well they work, how they were trained, instead of keeping families together, instead of thinking about how this is tearing those bonds. Friends will never see other friends again, family members could meet and never know that they were related. This is a sad world that we all live in, that we come to know and accept as the truth and the only way things will be able to be done."

    That had some more people join her own crowd, and some polite applause, although she was lighting fires in the hearts and souls of the people she was reaching, which was what she had set out to do. She wanted to save the other tribes that they found, wanted to save them from the same fate that their allies or enemies were having. It sickened her that it had taken this long for her to stand up, as even that alien would have been saved instead of being sold to the highest bidder, although the few times that she had seen the alien sine then inclined that Clyde had been taking rather good care of him, which was one reason that she was happy he was sold to him and not anyone else, but still saddened by the fact that he was sold at all.

    Meanwhile, Clyde was listening tot he speech, not really wanting or needing anymore slaves, just getting out here because Vivienne requested that he at least come to let her inspect Rowan, who was wearing his 'Sunday best' so that he made an even better impression than perhaps even at the party. Vivienne was an important ally, although he was a bit proud of Isabelle for having the gull for standing up for what she believed in, for going against the majority on this subject. He was sure that a few minds would be changed because of this, which would mean that her goals were going to one day be realized, although he was sure that equality was going to be harder to come by than she had ever deemed possible.

    He looked at those on the podium with amusement, as how it made them seem uncomfortable for being up there, the subject of ridicule for something that was once deemed another part of life. those that didn't have views usually didn't even consider that there were other ways of doing things and didn't believe in their cause at all much and were just going 'along with the crowd'. Vivienne would have to counter and counter hard to at least gain the respect for herself back, as well as rally her own supporters towards her goal, although he wasn't sure how the older women was going to accomplish this. He almost wished that he had more of an interest in this subject, as it would most likely persuade him to at least try to stick around and see how it all turned out, but he had his own country to think about, and getting back to that was his first priority.

    "That girl is loud," Rowan scowled, not caring for Isabelle, as elven were usually not well viewed upon in his, Clyde's and Fairfax's world. "However, she is strong and believes in her cause."

    "That she does," Clyde grinned. "I have watched that one grow from a small child, and she is a rather opinionated individual. I'm rather proud of her for coming along this far. It makes me want to stick around and maybe see what will come of this."

    Rowan didn’t understand how Clyde could make any sort of friend with all these people destined to die long before either of them, but decided that the other endured where he could. He was beginning to see himself a little luckier now that he had people on this world that could not only understand him, but able to teach him the ways of this world now, although he wasn’t too keen on a few aspects like it. He was a little amazed at how fast the world seemed to be evolving, since it had taken them much less time than he thought to start already questioning slavery and such acts, even if the colonization stage was taking much longer than he thought that it should have.

    The rest of the auction went off with a bit of annoyance from the other side of the street, Isabelle’s speech being heard the entire time which had those buying faster instead of starting bidding wars or mulling it over so they could get back to the ‘sanity’ of their own homes. Clyde found it annoying that he had to stay over, to ‘show’ Rowan to Vivienne who was in no better mood and somehow even had a colder look around her than she usually had. Rowan couldn’t see how that was physically possible, but he was sure that he would fare better if he kept his mouth shut for once, Clyde silently thanking him for that decision.

    I see he’s being properly trained in manners,” she said, her eyes saying she was slightly pleased while the rest of her was still rigid and cold. “And how is his speech and other studies coming along? From what I hear, he is going to help Senkora with her duties as a butler and doorman.”

    You’re assumptions still amaze me,” Clyde grinned, adjusting his hat to cover his face from the harsh sunlight. “He is picking up the language very well, especially for an alien, and complains that this world is evolving too slow. I guess the way things are being done aren’t to his liking.”

    Well, not everywhere can be the same,” Vivienne nodded, as if she understood exactly where he was coming from. “I am very pleased to hear such progress in such a short time. And he finds your house to his liking?”

    Clyde looked at Rowan, who bowed respectively to Vivienne, which pleased her even more. “I find the accommodations very likeable,” he said, trying to hide his accent, and doing a much better job than a few days pervious. “I thank you for allowing me to be taken in by your society and to such a highly sociable house. The party was very interesting.”

    I’m very glad to hear that,” Vivienne replied, looking around, making sure those that she had hired to take the podium down were doing it properly. She didn’t need to buy another one because of their stupidity. “However, I must be going. I do not like how those I hired to take this thing apart are handling it. I would have my own people do it, however, someone may have had a problem with that.”

    Her glare at the still talking Isabelle, who only had a few more minutes before her permit expired but a rather large crowd, all sympathizers that would most likely threatened Vivienne’s main source of income as well as way of life. Clyde didn’t miss the malice in her eyes and didn’t wish to be around when the cold woman acted on such an impulse, as that would most likely prove socially suicidal for Isabelle, not thinking the other girl knew what she was getting herself into. Then again, he could be mistaken, as Isabelle already had been taking chances before as if she didn’t care, and therefore it would make this situation even more worse if Vivienne ever did take out any part of her malicious thoughts.

    Isabelle herself was very proud as she ended her long speech, thinking that her rally was a huge success after getting a much larger crowd than she expected to get. They even responded well, and she ignored the scathing looks that she received from the other side of the street, a little happy that she was able to force them to look like the bad guys and even caught the interest in some of them. This war was just starting yes, but she was confident that she was going to win.

    She had no doubts as she went home that day that she had made a difference, enough of one to celebrate at least a little bit, and walk with her head a little more high. She thought that she was more than prepared to face the social reaction, as well as rejection from anything that she may have personally desired, but that mattered little at the moment. Her cause was growing, little by little, infecting more and more people in its wake. All she had to do now was keep up her feeding of the flame until it spread like the wildfire she knew that it was destined to become.

    However, she didn’t realize how close to home the objections would be, nor the fact that her poor father would be drawn into this war no matter how much he stayed out of it. It wasn’t until she got home and looked at it in horror as the holes in the large windows were gaping and would be expensive to replace for her to reflect on how this would effect those around her.


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Twelve

    Have you heard about what was happening with Isabelle,” Fairfax asked, the three of them deciding to discuss on how to feel about this new turn.

    It’s a social movement that was going to be started at one point or another,” Rowan replied with a yawn. Although I’m a bit surprised since the technologies haven’t been invented yet to make life easy yet, nor have they have the other social revolutions which is disturbing. Although I guess it’s good to get the slavery issue out there now so that later it doesn’t come back to bite them.”

    It hinders my plans,” Clyde replied shortly, taking a sip of his tea. “And I plan to get back home before I spend another year on this forsaken planet. My eyes are beginning to wear because of the damn suns.”

    Hence I picked the inner jungle property,” Fairfax said, obviously pleased with his decision.

    Yes, but I make more profit out here,” Clyde nodded. “And was why I was able to buy Rowan and you weren’t even a contender. “

    You two stop it, we can be enemies and childish when we’re back home,” Rowan yelled. “This place is dulling all of us, you to especially as you spent the longest out of any of us here.”

    Don’t remind me,” Fairfax grumbled into his tea, Clyde chuckling lightly. This was turning out to be a very interesting afternoon.

    =back to the tribe.=

    Plans were formed in defense, although the chieftain didn’t believe that would do them any good. After all, they had technologies that were much more advanced than what they had, and he didn’t want to risk any of his people in perhaps having an ambassador as he would have done been it a different tribe. Even if they were armed with the language of the newcomers, he wasn’t sure that was going to work. These people didn’t seem to understand that they were smart, just a little behind in technology but not behind in social structure. The jungle was a cruel mistress, and he doubted that if the others were in this place that they would have come so far.

    They had let the guests stay for as long as they needed, the two escapees deciding to warn the other tribes of the danger that was lurking on the shores and arm them with the knowledge that they had given the descendants of Elephante. They were very thankful with the knowledge, and even allowed a small escort to the next village, that wasn’t very far away but it was customary to show good information with good protection to the destination or at least halfway. Those that hunted in the thick trees and underbrush rarely attacked groups, often settling for those that were alone and vulnerable. That still didn’t help that they really didn’t need another enemy, a much smarter one with better tools that they had.

    Kipoo was all for being an ambassador, wanting to figure out the other’s motives as well as wanting to learn all he could about the other peoples. He wanted to know their history, what they saw themselves as, what their society’s goals were, how did so many different people end up coming together to form such an unlikely alliance! They all looked so similar, did everything on that side of The Great Water really look like that or did they assume that there were those that looked like them over here too so they thought to send those that might have looked more appealing to those that lived on the shores? With all of this churning about in his mind, he couldn’t find much rest, nor could he keep from fidgeting since he didn’t want to go against the Chieftain’s orders, no matter how insane he thought they were.

    There was just so much that they would be able to learn from each other! Most of the tribe, after much practice and still practicing, had grasped the language, and knew how to speak just as well as the escaped slaves, which was something that he was proud of as that would surely demonstrate the fact that there was a complex social structure and that they could actually live together and learn how to coexist. He didn’t want to ever live in such stuffy looking houses that were rooted to the ground as the trees were. What if danger approached? They would have to leave everything behind instead of just packing everything up quickly and moving on so they would be able to find a safer location to live for awhile. Then again, they had the fire beasts at their command, and the winged terrors and other things that he didn’t have a name for in his own language. ‘Guns”, ‘swords’, ‘runes’, they were all foreign and he didn’t understand what they looked like nor what their purpose was. Were they new beasts that they were slowly bringing over too? Were they even more frightening than the winged terrors and fire beasts? He hardly thought so.

    There you are,” Nukoea huffed, striding into the tent. “We were afraid that you would have went off alone to meet the outsiders with as much as you’ve wanted to.”

    It seems that I’m just destined to stew,” Kipoo replied with a huff. “However, I’m sure that the Universe will allow me to meet them at one point or another. However that point seems to have yet come.”

    You show wisdom for one who barely has any tusks,” Nukoea laughed, turning out. “Just remember that patience is something the Universe has, and therefore so must you.”

    Kipoo watched the other leave, and mulled over his options yet again. Maybe he would wait a little longer, so that the Universe could make things more favorable for him. That way, there would be some sliver of a chance that things could improve the rate that he and the outsiders would be able to understand each other. That would be a great thing, especially if it would bring both beings together and maybe even bring some more understanding to those that had been made into laborers, which wasn’t too bad. After all, that was what the tribes in the jungle did as well, so they weren’t breaking any laws. Making enemies into laborers was a very common practice indeed, especially when dangerous work was needed and they didn’t want to risk any of their own tribe’s people.

    Taking another deep sigh, he laid back in his hammock, looking up at the skins decorated with the symbols of his family, the story of their coming into being and always being added to by the later generations. He would add his own when he was old and his tusks were large, and when his life was in his twilight. He couldn’t wait until his story would be added, and he would gain all the respect those that came before him as well.

    He was awoken by the drum beats, calling another meeting. Groaning, Kipoo rolled out of his hammock, shaking his head to wake himself up and partly in irritation. Whatever the chieftain had to say must have been important for him to be calling a meeting this late in the day, which meant that something must have happened, something that would effect all of their lives.

    My fellow friends,” he began, pointing to the east, “there was a great fire in the settlement of the newcomers today, one that almost reached the jungle’s borders. Hopefully it was just an accident, however, I have never seen such a display in all my years. Usually, it has meant war, or some sort of other troubles. I know I would much rather wait this out and see what the newcomers have in store for the jungle, but this changes everything. The Universe has given me its answer to my question.

    A surveying party will be sent out to see what damage as been done to their settlement, and we may send representatives to their village to see what in world is happening in their own society. Although I would have liked our races to slowly become aware of each other, such threats to The Home are unacceptable, and must have something done about it as soon as possible. The ones that will be going on this mission will be told in private, as I don’t want the tribe either discouraging them or encouraging them to go on this adventure.

    Please, be on your guard,” he said, booming voice traveling over the large gathering. “Make sure that if there is any smoke in the sky to tell me immediately, as that could mean that they are on the move and on the attack. I do not want to think about what would happen if they came here and we had no prior warning of it, or were ignoring the warning that they had given us.”

    With that, the meeting had ended, Kipoo’s glee once again resorted as now he had a chance to be that ambassador, maybe even with a little more practice with that language and he could perhaps be the one that Chieftain went to first to see if he could go on that expedition! He couldn’t wait until he received his invitation, somehow sure that he was going to get one. The Universe was going to reward him for his patience, just like Nukoea had told him, and his advice was right. His tent would have the most elegant story of his adventures for his future ancestors to see and read about!

    It was days until the Chieftain finally came to his tent, asking him to be the ambassador and Kipoo eagerly accepted, brushing up on his language skills as well as his social understanding that their pervious guests had taught them all. It would be days more until he would be on the trails, sneaking about the other’s encampment for signs of them going further into the jungle or even unrest within their own settlement which was very possible. He just hoped that they would accept him and the rest of his tribe as an intelligent species instead of just something else to conquer.


  • YACAS 9-10

    Still more chapters to go. At least you get another icon?


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Nine 

    Rowan caught onto the language easily enough, the sentence structure almost the same and some of the word meanings were similar, while others were completely different which made making the distinction a bit thought at times, however Clyde was a good teacher and kept trying to give him ways to try to counter the awkwardness of it all. Rowan still talked with a very heavy accent, which he discovered Clyde hid by his smoothed tone, although Rowan highly doubted that he would be capable of such an adaptation to the new surrounding, at least not until he became more used to using the speech patterns and such, which he hoped that he didn't have to. He wanted to be home at the palace with everything in its rightful place before he ever needed to admit that he needed this language for anything more than infiltration into an alien society.

    Clyde on the other hand didn't like teaching, nor did he like the fact that Rowan was sometimes a very hard student to teach, especially when he kept getting distracted by the smallest things, like trinkets and such. Though naming things was somewhat important, he had to admit, conversational common was a tad more important at the moment as it would allow him to talk to some of the other slaves or even some of the guests he was going to be greeting at the door so that he wouldn't call for him if he were busy to try to translate and see what the visitor wanted. he had been interrupted fro everything from getting the mail to Amelia and her persistent requests to try to steal Rowan away for a week or two so that she could "train him" properly. Either way, the whole thing was troubling and he couldn't wait until it was finally done and over with.

    "Again, recite the poem again," Clyde replied, already moving through the reading portion rather fast.

    "i don’t see why I have to," Rowan grumbled, not liking the thing a bit, but could understand a little of why Clyde chose it for him to read allowed. It was medium difficulty and used some of the words that meant different things than he was used to them meaning and would allow him to understand the difference a little more. Another thing that annoyed him was the fact that he wasn't allowed to speak in his natural tongue during this sessions, and had to speak the common of this world or else he wouldn't be allowed to eat, or had to wear a ridiculous costume of some sort. And the constant threat of having to deal with Amelia and her 'training' was unsaid, but every time Clyde began thinking, Rowan knew exactly what the other was doing and he hated the other male for it.

    "It's to help your comprehension," Clyde replied stubbornly. "Now read it or else I'll start letting Amelia address the classes, and we all know that you'll be learning something other than how to read."

    Rowan suppressed a shudder that threatened, and instead read the ridiculous poem allowed, hating the fact that the romance in it was sickingly sweet and made him want to gag. Clyde didn't seem to enjoy it either, but apparently found that it had some merit for his learning process. When he was done, he was asked the usual questions of what did the poem mean and how and why he had found the reasons. It was a simple task but rowan wished that there was some other poems or stories that he would be able to read that either didn't give him a tooth ache or bore him to the point of almost falling asleep as he read it, which usually resulted in being smacked in the head by a stick of some sort, usually a ruler, which he didn't like.

    "I guess that will be all for today," Clyde nodded, dropping back into the more comfortable tongue of his own common, something rowan was relieved for. "Please work just as hard tomorrow and try to practice what you have learned today."

    Rowan left the small room quickly, happy to finally be done with the lesson and maybe converse some more with he salves in the kitchen. they usually had all the latest gossip, and news from other slaves or the town. How they had such information he had no idea, but was usually grateful for it since it did a bit to relieve the boredom that usually crept up on him at this time of day unless there were visitors, that he was getting better at greeting too. One day he was sure to get this all down pat enough for Clyde to once again focus on the way to get them home. However that didn't mean that he couldn’t enjoy his stay while he was here!

    Clyde on the other hand took a deep cleansing breath, wondering just how long he was going have to do this for. It wasn't that Rowan was a slow learner, it was the other things that he would be doing if it weren't for these damn lessons that no one else was qualified for. heading for his records room, he was stopped by Senkora who handed him a note, one that he was rather pleased to receive. Grinning as he read the contents, he patted her on the back and went to his office. This day was going to turn out very interesting in dead, much more interesting that he previously thought.

    =lets go visit another character since we haven't in a little while. I'm happy i finally fit Amelia in there somewhere! she's such a fun character.=

    Fairfax looked around his small plantation, the rice being harvested as well as some other water plants on the more swampy side of the property while the others were out tending the crops that needed a bit more arid land to grow properly. It was then he heard the drums, something that wasn't uncommon, but it didn't sound like the usual drums he heard, but different beats and different patterns, ones he didn't recognize from the more prominent tribes of the area. Large animals seemed to gain intelligence, forming nomadic tribes that rarely stayed in one place for very long, however some seemed to have staked out territories, sometimes Fairfax thinking that they were intruding on a part of it.

    Just as suddenly as they started, they stopped, which concerned Fairfax even more. Kenya even seemed to be a bit high strung, the dragon whining which was something that dragons rarely did, Kenya would rarely do it either. Something was definitely up, something he wasn’t so sure that he wanted to go investigate at the moment. It was bad enough that they didn’t know half of what was stalking in the jungle, he didn’t need to go looking for trouble whenever he had the whim that there was something else dangerous out there. There were plenty of known troubles that seemed to like to come out at the most inopportune times, picking off his workforce and even his guards if there were enough of them and they were cleaver enough.

    Kenya settled down after awhile, but kept his eyes darting about, even going as far as get on top of the house to keep a better lookout of the area, the other dragons sensing the tensions were also out in full force, inspecting the area for anything unusual and finding nothing that they didn’t already expect. However, the feeling that something else was lurking nearby never left, which made him wonder why his master didn’t have something a little closer to town, where everything would be better guarded, or even get more like himself so ti would be a tad bit safer for him and the other dragons of the area. He could only hope that he and the rest would be enough to counter anything that dared to come near the plantation, although he worried that they weren’t.

    =into the jungle/the mighty jungle/the shamans drink toniiiiight=

    Kipoo was the youngest to venture near the other sider’s camps, and places where they were setting up to settle the land. The beaches were great sources of food and water, although lately, the inland outlets seemed to be better as the pollutants that were half a world away were slowly seeping into the atmosphere and coming to this yet untainted side. He never witnessed such wonders, and neither did his brothers and sisters who were in command of this trip, he was only a lookout and tag along, to make sure the fire beasts didn’t find them. They all had witnessed the terrible power of the fire beasts in the wild, and even tamed a few of their own. However, these different breeds seemed more ruthless somehow, and more loyal to their captive master.

    We are going back,” Nukoea, the leader, said, leading the small group of seven back to the main camp, where it was safe and they would tell their chief what the strangers were doing and how they seemed rather intent on staying. Just because they hadn’t found them yet didn’t mean that they weren’t going to, nor did it mean that they weren’t to be slaves like the tribes that were found before them and were slowly losing their identity with the jungle and Universe with each new generation, no matter how much it seemed the others tried to make sure that their legacy lived on in some way. “We must inform the others of this. If we do not, I fear that our tribe will fall like the others have.”

    With quick nods, everyone packed the small bags and the supplies they had taken with them for the few day trips and started to head back into the thick underbrush. Kipoo kept looking back, in awe at the structures and how tall they were able to get them, and all the way they were able to manipulate animal skins and dyes! Even make such powerful people that they had problems with for many cycles of the suns suddenly submit and had them bowing to them in ultimate defeat. It was all amazing yet scary at the same time, for there was little to nothing that was stopping the exact same thing happening to his own tribe, and his own people.

    Kipoo, hurry up,” Nukoea hissed. “We don’t need them finding us because our youngest is stupid and won’t follow the orders. You will not become anything but a farmer and tender of children if you keep this up.”

    That made Kipoo jump into action, the boy picking up the pace and following with the group much to their and Nukoea’s satisfaction. If there was one thing they couldn’t have, was someone lagging in the group on such an important mission. He just hoped that one day, he would be able to explore the wonders at his leisure and not be afraid of being a betrayer to his people as well as not become a slave. However, he knew that would never happen, and should be content with what he was able to see, and would never be able to fully describe to those that asked him about it.

    =Fade to the night, and the tribe because I’m a cop out=

    The festival that night was a very celebratory one, filled with good food from the earlier kills, some fruits and even some hard to make wines and other drinks to thank the Universe for the safe return of their comrades, although they weren't so sure about the news they would bring about the newcomers. A large fire was set in the middle of the camp, the dancing around it had stopped, as had most of the feast for the moment as the chief beckoned the powers bestowed upon him by the Universe to beseech it for the answers that they sorely needed to know. Such as if they were to be destroyed by the newcomers or would they be captured and integrated like the other tribes had been.

    A trance had befallen him, something that was induced by prayer and concentration rather than any sort of drug or fasting. The whole camp sat silent, awaiting the judgment by the Universe that was going to befall them and what their future would hold. It would seem that even the jungle held its breath, as not one sound could be heard by any of them, as if it, itself, knew that this would be important for its own survival. The sharp gray eyes shot open, making those in attendance lean in closer, to better hear what was going to befall them and their home.

    "It says that we will fall if we are not careful," the chief said, looking around the camp at the worried eyes. "We must be wary of these newcomers, as they wish to bring their sort of thinking to us, of machines and pollution and slavery. They want us to turn away from the universe and start to worship the mere ones who created this world instead of even their creator. We must not let them take us over like they have taken over our brethren."

    "I have seen the wonders," Kipoo said. "They are an interesting race that needs to be watched more. It seems they are more complex than we thought, as some treat those that are captured with humanity while others are spat upon and worked to death. I am not sure if that is the way things are supposed to work, but I'm sure a little more study would lead to more insight."

    "Very good, Kipoo," the old chief said. "You are turning out to be a fine strategist and would have done very well if the wars were still going on, however it seems these newcomers have forced a different sort of war upon us. We must research them, as you said, to ensure our own survival.

    "Nukoea, you will take the same group again, and will try to learn more about these people. Capture one of the slaves so that we may learn their language as well, so we can be one step ahead of their little game and ensure our own freedom and survival."

    Nukoea was a tall shaman, skin hard and gray as the rest of his brothers, although his trunk was a little on the short side, his tusks were nothing to shake a stick at. All those here in attendance were his own people, proud decedents of Elephante, the one who prayed to the Universe to allow his kind to live on proudly, even though he tried to save them on a different planet and failed, ending up dead himself. They all were said to resemble him in some way, and then in others developing their own traits. Nukoea was said to have his height, which was something sought after since it would allow him to tower over any opponent and use his sturdiness to overcome any enemy.

    Bowing to the old slate gray chief, head decorated in feathers of many colors, he looked over the rest of his people, the people he was trying to protect from the new threats of the ones from over seas. "I will take my group and hopefully will come back victorious with your request, chieftain. Universe forgive me if I somehow disappoint you."

    That seemed to appease the whole camp, cheers going up, although he didn't look any more cheerful. It was dangerous work, trying to capture a slave with those damn fire breathers always around, he would just have to find a different camp of theirs to pick one off from, one not so protected by the beasts and something they would be able to run away from much easier.

    On the other hand, Kipoo was excited about the whole thing, his tusks just coming in and his shorter stature still giving him a child like appearance. he didn't mind, but was rather excited about this second adventure, as he was rarely let out of the camp like the others who were still more than a few suns from being called a full adult. He was said to have the brain and wits of Elephante, and therefore was viewed rather highly than some of the others, since he was quick on his feet and was never afraid of a challenge that would mean physical or mental progress. he couldn’t wait until he was back on the trails, examining the new comers and their ways.

    "We will have to be more careful this time," Nukoea said under the drums and singing. "This won't be just an observation this time, but a capture and escape, and with a unwilling captive, this will make a quick get away imperative, leaving little to not time for hesitation. Do you understand, Kipoo."

    "Fully," he responded, gleefully going through some plans already in his head. There were so many ways for them to counter than with the fire beasts! They did have minimal magic, that he seen, but they didn't use, or maybe even couldn't use, the magic to go from one place to another. Although it was very weak, they could use it to get back to camp if they had to, which let him think of some rather risky operations. "However, we might want to take another astral shaman. Just in case we botch something up and have to make a quick get away."

    Nukoea nodded in agreement. "I will consult with you tomorrow then and we will go over some plans. May the night find you well."

    "May the night find you well.”


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Ten

    Fairfax didn’t want to spy, not that there were two of his enemies under the same roof, which made things easier and more complicated at the same time. Where it allowed him to check on them both more regularly under the guise of trying to integrate Rowan into society, it would allow the two allies to plot while he would be caught completely unaware of any situation that may come up. Snorting at the thought, he continued the way down the dusty road, rain not having fallen for the day yet, which wasn’t really surprising, as the dry season was nearly upon them.

    He arrived at the mansion a few moments later, Senkora meeting him at the door as well as Rowan, who was becoming more fluent in the common of the land, not surprisingly as Fairfax was actually trying to help Clyde in teaching the other from their home world, in a some sort of uneasy truce. or at least it seemed uneasy to him. Things could have been worse though, especially since he was there nearly every day. Clyde seemed to try to not take notice of him coming over, and the rest of the house hold kept out of his way as usual. He guessed that they knew that he wasn't really welcomed and therefore tried to keep out of his way in case Clyde decided to kick him out for no apparent reason, although that hasn't happened yet.

    "Hello Senkora, Rowan," he said as he stepped on the porch, Senkora dropping in a curtsey and Rowan in a bow. Both were finely dressed which meant that Clyde was either entertaining guests at the moment or planned to. It wasn't odd for the other to through parties, to try to keep the good will around. "I see you're in your finest."

    Senkora just nodded, turning away to go back to her duties per usual, as she wasn't good at conversation for obvious reasons. Rowan however, scoffed, which meant that there were strangers here or Amelia, who he found more annoying than anyone else in the town.

    "Yah, they showed up a few hours ago and need to leave, they're getting on my nerves," Rowan spat in his home tongue. "I don't see why Clyde invited all these people over. I mean, they haven't done anything exciting and only stand around, sometimes look at me, snicker, and go back to their conversations. And they keep asking me annoying questions over and over again as if I 'm nothing more than an animal that doesn't know the proper way to use communication nor has a brain of their own."

    "Forgive them of their ignorance," Fairfax recommended. "When Clyde and I were sent here, we were dropped in a field and had to work our way up slowly until we both could live without the other. Be thankful that you have either of us to rely on." Although he wondered just how much help he would actually offer to the other if he needed it. "Also, I will be stealing you away for your history lesson, as well as to examine how the culture has evolved and even of all the new tribes we have been finding on this side of the world if time allows, then again, if it will keep you from this damn party, I would have no problem in going over to explain such things to you."

    "It'd be a lot better than hanging out in there," Rowan grumbled, looking at the fair sized crowd that would surely grow as the evening came on full force and Senkora and the other kitchen slaves served dinner. Although he would most likely miss it, he had no doubt in his mind that he would be able to get at least a plate or two directly from the kitchens earlier than anyone else. Maybe even get some for Fairfax if the lecture was interesting. As long as he didn't have to be the center of this freak show any longer, he might even be kind enough to make sure the other was well fed and maybe a little drunk in the process.

    Fairfax shook his head, heading inside behind rowan, who was doing a good job at playing the butler. Clyde's instructions must have been getting through the other's thick skull, or even Rowan actually wanted to learn something, which was even more rare, since the other was a know it all most of the time. He was led into the room they used for Rowan's instruction, closing the door behind him but leaving it unlocked as since this was apparently a party to honor Rowan's "progress" into the society and how well his "training" was going, he would most likely be getting bothered and it would be easier if the door wasn't constantly locked.

    "If you want, I can get us a few plates of dinner before the large feast if you tell me now," Rowan said, taking off his overcoat, the blue vest and white shirt stark against the bright yellow walls. Clyde was never known for his sense of color. "that way we won't have to deal with that damned group out there more than we need to."

    "Please do that then," Fairfax offered. "I still have to get my books ready and a few things organized." With that, he watched Rowan look out the doorway and dash out, the door slammed behind him most likely foiling any attempt at secrecy that he had going through his mind. He had everything set up by the time Rowan came back, obviously distressed that he was most likely found out, but seemed otherwise unscathed.

    "Senkora said she would take care of it," Rowan said, plopping down into a chair, slouching and crossing his legs. "Although knowing her, that means we'll have enough to feed a room full of twenty instead of two. I understand her dedication to Clyde and making the guests comfortable, but sometimes I think she tries too hard to try to please the guy."

    "Such are the qualities of a loyal servant," Fairfax replied with a nod. "Clyde also raised the girl like his own daughter, until the townspeople began to ridicule him for taking in a girl of no merit as his charge. However, she is still treated with respect, which is good, and it never seems as if she minds the work she's given, although Clyde does tend to go easier on her than the others. She's a good girl otherwise."

    "I didn't need her life story," Rowan replied crossly, something else most likely bothering him. "Lets just get this over with. I can't wait for dinner to get here and this will pass the time."

    "Very well."

    The lesson went on for a few hours, rowan learning a lot about the other continent and societies and how they changed or degraded themselves as the years went on, getting the feeling that both Fairfax and Clyde had little more than a hand in some of them. Fairfax and Clyde were both rivals, and wanted some control over at least some sort of "kingdom" so it didn't surprise him that they went for high ranking offices, and would just fall off the face of the planet, still living comfortably, but to make sure that less legends of their "immortality" would be spread across the world. Although Rowan was sure that if he had stayed on the other side of the ocean and learned some of the legends, he would find at least a couple that focused around the two.

    Dinner came, Rowan's assumptions were right in guessing that they would be brought a rather large portion. Fairfax thanked the slaves and locked the door, not wanting any more interruptions than what were necessary, although it seemed that the party was in full swing with the main attraction learning about the world. Maybe Clyde had scheduled like this to make sure that Rowan would get some sort of reprieve from the drawl and stares of the wine drinking idiots that they had to share the planet with. Both of them couldn’t' wait until they returned home, Rowan to make sure Clyde ascended back to the throne while Fairfax to prove that Faolan wasn't the evil dictator that both Rowan and Clyde seemed to portray him as.

    A knock at the door came as Fairfax was finishing up, having a feeling that he knew who it was already. Clyde was at the door, smiling like a polite idiot, beckoning that Rowan come back out, that the main group of guests were there and wanted to meet him. With an undignified sigh, Rowan got up, donned his overcoat, and tried his hardest to look happy and excited about being there and meeting all these interesting people. It was a lot harder than he thought it was going be, as he was poked and prodded, and the women would ask him if he had anyone 'special' on the other side while the men wanted to know how in the world he came to their little planet and threaten him if he did 'try to take their women'. As if he would steal them away and never let them return as sort of trophies from this planet that he was able to visit.

    Both of which annoyed the hell out of him and made him want to go lock himself away again so he wouldn't have to deal with such idiocy and ignorance about him. He sort of wished that he had built up a history like Fairfax and Clyde, so he didn't have to deal with such problem, although he was sure that they had their own hurdles to go through. Although, his own seemed to be a bit worse, at least he thought it was. He was pretty sure that being poked and prodded by strangers wasn't in their trials and tribulations.

    "yes, well, I can speak the language after some hard work," he replied to yet another seemingly high ranking social nobody. "Clyde has been very insistent on my training, and have Mr. Fairfax to teach me the culture of this interesting world. I would love to return home, of course, as I never intended to intrude here, however until a means of getting myself there become into existence, I guess I'll have to make due and learn your very interesting cultural history."

    Lying through his teeth was something that came easily to him, as it was part of his jobs in the past. What he wouldn’t' give to be sneaking around again, looking for possible leads into the palace, fooling guards, lying to other officials to make them think he was on their side and was a double agent going in to report to Faolan. Those were the days, although the days when Clyde ruled were a bit boring at times, there never seemed to be enough work done for him to catch a break, dealing with the other nations, their spies, seeing what factions had popped up in the country, listening to rumors of a hostile army coming in from the south, so many things were going on back then! He only wished that they both had fared better in that kind of environment, as now it seemed that both of them were stuck here and without a leader, their dwindling faction would crumble before Faolan's forces.

    He excused himself, heading outside, lying again, saying that he wanted to see if he could recognize any constellations and maybe find out what direction he needed to go to be able to return home. He only wished that his home really was just another star system, and would be able to build some sort of craft that would allow him to return. However, Tran dimensional potation just wasn't possible yet, and with all the restrictions on this planet thanks to "The priest and priestess", he would already be home, even never would have come here to this plane since Clyde would have found a way to return home as well, and Faolan would be out and there would be peace filled days once more. That was something he couldn't wait for, he missed the way that land was, this one seeming much harsher yet the people here were a bit more helping. He guessed it had to do with the way the society was set up or something like that.

    During his musings, he failed to see the figures stalking in the high grass, as much as they crouched down, their tall figures wouldn't be hidden well by the grass, it didn't help that they were also bulky and their gray hides were shining in the very late sunlight. He didn’t' look up until there was a shout, and about five of the Elephante were able seen, carrying away two slaves, both struggling to get away, confused what was going on. With a shout, Rowan seemed to have startled them, but after a bit of overheard chanting, they were gone, no where to be seen.

    That brought most of the company out of the house, as Rowan returned to the estate, barely a quarter of the way towards where the slaves had been captured. There was astral magic here, somehow those slave snatchers were able to use it on a world that supposedly disallowed it, or at least it did to all of Clyde's and Fairfax's attempts to get home. This was interesting to him, although to the nobles and such it seem to concern them about the state of their own homes and slaves, thankfully making them leave much earlier than they most likely had planned. Clyde didn't have a good look on his face either, as if he were mad that two of his slaves were the ones that were taken, although with the news that he would be bringing, he was sure that Clyde would have a different point of view of it.

    After the last guest had gone, Clyde cornered Rowan to question him about what he had seen in the field, and compliment him on how well he was fooling the populace with his usual skill in trickery.

    "These elephant looking things took two slaves," Rowan replied. "I mean, I've never learned about them, so I guess no one else knows of them either, which doesn't really surprise me. There seems to be a lot of mysteries in this world that need to be found out. But they used astral magic to get away. I'm not sure if they're from this plane or not, but either way, if we can find a way to get a hold of them, communicate, then we would be able to find a way back home."

    That brought the grin back to Clyde's face. "I see, well, looks like there is some good to come of this, although I'm still curious about why they were taken."

    "They didn't seem like they cared about who they took," Rowan recalled. "I mean, they seemed like they just wanted to grab one or two and run, which mean that the chances they're going to be killed is slim, but maybe to perhaps learn about you who have come overseas and have been enslaving every tribe that you seem to find."

    "Would make sense," Clyde grinned. "Although it's much to late to trace the signature or even run into the woods. I'm sure they have their own defenses to make sure the beasts don't get to them, however, night is a dangerous time, although it's the time where we are at our best. I have not encounter all of the creatures that take residence in this world yet, and I don't plan to. Understand."

    "I'll go tomorrow then," Rowan replied. "See what I can find."

    "No can do, you have to accompany me to the auction, as Vivienne wants to make sure I'm taking proper care of you," Clyde replied with a heavy sigh. "I can understand why she's doing yet, but it annoys me that she didn't even bother coming to the party to see, or was on her way when I sent everyone home to try to calm the rest of the household down."

    "I see," Rowan scowled. He wanted to see who that was that captured the slaves! To see what they were going to do with them and maybe learn about another inhabitant that he would be encountering sometime in the future. "The day after?"

    "I cannot say for sure," Clyde replied. "I would love to let you go ahead and have at it, however, I don't know my schedule as of yet and will have to make any adjustments as necessary. Plan on it since I highly doubt that anything will come up between then and now."

    With a nod, Rowan went back to his room, grinning like an idiot. Things were finally getting interesting.

  • YACAS 7-8

    Because it looks so pretty. :D


    Yet Another Crack Ass Story: Chapter Seven 

    The auction that day was full of suspense, more than Clyde had seen in a very long time. It was said that there was some sort of alien being auctioned off to the highest bidder, as the locals that found it didn’t want its curse or something like that. Either way, whatever it was perhaps knew of a way to get out of here, even if only to their own world. As long as astral magic was allowed, he was sure that he would be able to make it home from wherever he landed. Even if it wouldn’t be able to get back home, they could perhaps work together with their different technologies and at least try to make it back to their respective planes, even if learning each other’s languages would be the first task to undertake.

    With the billions of possibilities in his head, of all the ways this could lead to his benefit, he didn’t realize Amelia was there until she spoke a word of hello, making him look over at her with a bit of surprise. Was he that hopeful that he would be able to get out of here that he lost track of his own surroundings? If that was the case, something had to be done because that was unacceptable. Meant that he was becoming comfortable with this place and that was the last thing he wanted.

    You look spaced out,” Amelia laughed, dressed in somewhat concealing clothing. “Thinking about how much you’re going to have to pay to be able to beat me to win this one? I heard that Vivienne won’t even let any other auctions go on today but her own and will be leaving the best for last so that only those who are the most serious about this prize will pay a pretty penny for it.”

    Well, I plan to beat you of course,” Clyde replied with a smirk. “After all, as profitable as your business is, mine reaps in more than just one resource. But we will see, as I’m sure there are more than just you who will be out to make sure that they have enough money to at least give me a run for mine. However, I doubt half of them have ever witnessed the condition of Vivienne’s household, nor realize what great assessts they would be to any business.”

    That’s true,” Amelia mused, looking at the podium. “Maybe I’ll just let you have your untrained alien and take some already trained ones. I could always use some more regular house hold helpers to add to my workforce that I won’t sell on the streets. It seems that most of mine have either become old or lazy, although I’m sure that if I actually lived up to my threats, they wouldn’t work so half heartedly.”

    So you’re already giving up on the famed captive,” Clyde asked slyly, the idea of a bid war fun to him, as he hadn’t had a good one in what seemed like a very long time.

    I do have to look after my best interests after all,” Amelia grinned. “In fact, I might retrain a few and they can literally be whatever their master desires.”

    You, my lady, are truly one of a kind,” Clyde said dryly, not wanting to know any more than he already did. Prying into such matters would surely leave him a mental scar that he would have to carry around for the rest of his days, and he was sure that if he didn’t get his head lopped off, any sort of heart related injury, or anything else fatal, that would be a very, very long time.

    He didn’t get a response, as the auctioning had begun, the first few on the list were of very high quality, which was rather rare, especially coming from Vivienne’s own house. However, Clyde reasoned that with the money that she would be getting from this one auction alone would surely give her enough funds to buy from some of the most reputed trainers in all the world, something that most owners could only dream about and never have. Just one would satisfy most of the owner’s, since that one could train others and just keep passing down the knowledge and experience from one generation to the next, making it a very good investment, but a very expensive one.

    About half way through the whole ordeal, some movement other than the frantically waving hands and bodies, trying to get the attention of Vivienne to place their bids, someone he didn’t expect to see in this whole ordeal at all. Fairfax rarely came to the auctions, claiming that he had enough people and didn’t need to sell any as he was deeper in the jungle than any of them, and therefore sometimes had problems with just keeping his work force away from the beasts that prowled around than trying to sell any of them, although it was rumored that his were very well trained, mannered, and knew a variety of trades, such as blacksmithing, wood cutting, and other specialty tasks. Where this was sought after by some, Clyde didn’t see the reason for it, since most would never use those skills, but to each their own.

    Fairfax joined the dwindling group as those who won paid their fees and left, others realized that they were no match for those that were intent on staying, and others for their own reasons and were most likely just spectators anyway. Clyde flashed him a grin, wondering if the other was going to bid on the alien or not, although Fairfax didn’t even give him any indication that he noticed the gesture. Clyde wasn’t surprised, this was Fairfax he was dealing with after all, and the man could never take a joke, even as a child. Then again, it wasn’t very strange that the lure that they might be going back home would have pulled him out of his home and into the streets of Sheystown.

    My, my Amelia, you sure have bought your fair share today,” Clyde commented, the woman going to leave with about six slaves, and paying a very large fee for each although she seemed undaunted by that little fact. “Are you sure that you would have lost to me? You’re spending quite a lot today.”

    Well, I actually spent most of what I came here with,” she admitted, very pleased with herself for only buying this many. Although she could have bought the last one, she didn’t see the point in adding more, as she was sure that the number she had bought would be more than sufficient and anything over that would be overkill. “However, its nice to know that I am going to have at least a few good housekeepers and cooks to perhaps even retrain my current ones.”

    Are you going to stick around for the showing,” he asked, trying not to go cause trouble for Fairfax already, as he was rather intent on buying the alien no matter how high and far anyone else was willing to go.

    Of course,” Amelia nodded. “Just because I’m just going to be yet another spectator, I won’t be able to get close enough to Vivienne to pay her and get my slaves. Plus, it isn’t everyday that we get to see an alien that is being sold! I am very sure that this is a once in a lifetime chance for any of us!”

    Well said,” Clyde grinned, his attention turning back to the stone cold old woman on the podium. She had a veiled cage, making Clyde wonder exactly what she had caught. Then again, this could all have just been a spectacle to try to get them to spend more money on one of her own. That thought was soon forgotten, as an excited hush fell over the crowd.

    Bids may start as soon as I unveil this creature,” she said, taking a firm grip on the black cloth. “Go only as high as you can afford to pay.” With that, she revealed the alien to the public, Fairfax and Clyde giving each other a quick glace of challenge. Clyde did not want to lose this game, and perhaps give Fairfax the edge he needed to finally hold some sort of power and authority over him.

    =two days behind on counts so I’m filling this space with worthless drabble. Hopefully it helps somewhat.=

    Rowan heard the murmurs and shouts from his position, although he couldn’t see what was beyond the darkness that concealed him from the rest of the world. He wondered what was going to become of him, and all the ways that he would be able to escape whatever was going to befall him. The sunlight was very harsh to his still sensitive eyes, automatically blocking the light with a hand, even if he still couldn’t see very well. He could tell that there was a group. The voices and the blurs of perhaps people he could make out told him that much, even if he couldn’t see them very well. There was a still a well sized group, although he wondered if this was a freak show or perhaps some sort of auction.

    He was beginning to think the latter the way the shouting continued and the excited hands waving, sometimes with currency in them as they tried to make themselves more visible to the cold woman that he apparently had been sold to. What kind of person was gong to buy him? And even then, how would he try to escape their confinement? The plans already trying to form, but not being able to as the worry of what was going to happen to him before this day was out and the increasing headache from the harsh sunlight began to take its toll.

    He really couldn’t wait to find another exile nor find a way back home. Where there was at least only one sun instead of two.

    =what luck! Another break!=

    Isabelle watched the spectacle from afar in complete disgust. Not only did they use the tribes that they found, but now they were using whatever fell out of the sky too! Although she had never heard of such a thing happening before. Did this mean that once they had the technology to go into the universe that they would look for the poor pitiful creatures and perhaps enslave the entire race! The thought appalled her and made her want to get her movement going faster so that they wouldn’t make that mistake. Although she was sure that this disgusting practice would end far before they were able to reach the heavens, she wanted to make sure, at least in her lifetime.

    The boy, at least she assumed that it was male, didn’t look that much different than most of those that inhabited the world. Were they sure this was an alien instead of just a poor misguided fool that happened to be. He didn't look like a girl in anyway, at least not any girl she had seen in her lifetime. Well, either way, she doubted that she would be able just to waltz up and talk to him like any other commoner, but speculation was just adding fuel to the fire that she needed to try to get her point across so that others wouldn't get the same fate as he was going to get at the hands of whoever it was that decided to buy the kid.

    =lookie here, yet another break and another pov change! Oh do I love my pov changes.=

    Clyde knew that his chance to push Fairfax out of the auction early was slim and that he was going to have be quick with his hands and hope that he had enough to push the other's determination off and still have money left over for any other expenses that might come up before the next auction, or even the next time he brought his fruits to the market to sell. Although that was he might use Rowan for, since his appearance wasn't that subtle and it would allow for him to get more business since everyone would want to see the 'alien' and buy from him.

    Fairfax on the other hand looked at Rowan with scorn, not being able to believe that yet another nuisance to this place had been dropped down from the sky. Didn't Faolan know what he was asking for him? Not only did he have to watch Clyde, who always tried to undermine him, but he also now had to deal with Rowan, who was most likely going to be more trouble, although a lot less if he won the other in this auction. He didn't intend to do any buying today, so he hadn't brought much, and doubted that it would be enough to get Clyde to perhaps back out in favor of a private agreement, but he could try, since he use the extra hands and knew that Rowan would be of great help. Or so he kept thinking.

    "Good luck friend," Clyde said with a smirk, Fairfax returning the gesture with a hard glare. "May the best one of us win the general that will lead to Faolan's downfall."

    "Faolan will not fall," Fairfax hissed, turning his attention back to the podium with a huff. He sort of expected it though, Clyde usually won before the auction even started because of his way of taunting before it began. However, Fairfax was just as experienced as Clyde, and therefore knew to not take the 'threats' seriously and just try his best.

    =another pov change! because I'm lame and I'm not that great in trying to describe the auctions. Oh well. I have all of December to edit. ...these are turning into mini-author's notes. I need to keep them=

    Rowan looked over the crowd, wondering which one of them would be his new 'master' and what exactly was going to be doing. He didn't understand what exactly was being said, but knew that one near the middle was winning, as more and more hands went down after the one spoke. Then again, another one near the one was doing very well too, so he guessed that one of the two was going to buy him. That just didn't sound cool in his head, as he groaned about exactly what he might be doing soon.

    "Hey, you know, this isn't cool," he muttered, although he knew very well none of them understood a word that he was muttering. "I could be made to do so many different things! I've never been good at sex or any of that, at least my past lovers said that. If I do end up getting into that sort of business, does that mean that I'll get some training? Because when I get home, that might actually make my job that much easier. Do you know how much better I would be at my job if I could have sex with someone in exchange for some information or even to infiltrate? Although some manual labor would help, as it would make sure I wouldn't be in the position in the first place..."

    The guard standing buy knocked his cage on the side, something they both knew meant for him to shut his trap and just sit there and look pretty, or so he thought. He knew the first meaning was right but still was a bit sketchy on the second, but that didn't matter much as the guard seemed happy with him being quiet for the most part. he kept trying to figure out exactly what the words around him meant, and trying to look at the shops that surrounded the area and try to think of what they sold and what kind of people ran those shops or even why some people looked so happy when they came out or so depressed. This world was so interesting, he was sort of sad that he wouldn't be able to see everything because of his new status.

    He was sure the action was over when the last one put their hand down, the defeat must have been on his face, but he still couldn't tell. The shadows were still small as the larger sun was gaining in the sky while the smaller sun was sinking below the tree line. What he wouldn't give to be under that line or just out of either sun period. He remotely wondered why this was set in the middle of a sunlit patch, especially when everyone seemed to suffer in this oppressing heat and light.

    He wasn't too excited to see his new 'master' until he got his first good look at him, and wanted to cry of happiness as he found someone he could actually talk to instead of mutter and get glared at for speaking. Clyde was here on this contieniet! Which meant that Fairfax would most likely be here too, as the other was sent to keep an eye on Clyde and whatever it was the other did. He watched the exchange of money, and felt the lurch of the cage being rolled off the stage. He wanted so badly to word his relief, but knew that he couldn't jeopardize his former commander and ruler's situation on his plane, and decided to stay mostly quiet until he was taken to his new 'home', knowing that the chance of him finding home were small, but at least he wouldn't be working as some pervert's little toy!

    =a quick break.=

    Isabelle sighed as she watched Clyde go claim his newest possession, a little saddened that the poor alien would be sold off, although she was a bit happy to see it would be to someone who at least knew that slaves were living things too and not just objects. With a small huff, and renewed vigor, she went to write her next speech for her supporters, and would try to gain new ones. Talking with the mayor, she had obtained a permit to gather once every week in the center of town, so that no one could say that she didn’t have a right to be there.

    It was so unpopular right now, however, that she hoped that she didn’t lose the permit after one meeting. Deciding to write notes down instead of a full-fledged speech at the moment was best, as it would allow her to collect her thoughts and maybe even sound like she didn’t just throw it all together while she was in a righteous rage. In order to counter the enemy, she had to be level headed, not something she was as she had just watched yet another auction to remind herself exactly what she was fighting for as well as who she was fighting for.

    She would win against this society, one way or another, and make sure that if she wasn’t the one to end this sickening practice, someone else would. That her cause would live on and would not be doused by the way those that owned slaves thought. Even if she could only make this town a haven, that would be a start. One little spot where free people would live, a model for all the rest. Definitely something to work for.


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Eight 

    And how did you find yourself in such a predicament,” Clyde asked when they got home and Rowan was bathed and clothed in some finer material than the rags that he was wearing. They were sitting for tea in the large living room, the fire place cold as there was still plenty of daylight left, something which annoyed Clyde most was during the rainy season just how cold it became and just how often the thing was used. He decided to find Rowan a job in the house instead of anywhere else, as society would find it odd that a slave, especially an alien, would be considered a part of normal society. “If I remember right, you are one of the best at getting out of trouble once you’re in it. Then again, you didn’t have me there to help bail you out.”

    Rowan sipped his cup, a little annoyed at the sideways insult. He was still the best, and he knew that Faolan would love to have him as one of his lackeys, but that wasn’t going to happen, as he was loyal to Clyde and his word was his contract. Such were the tests of being under his bloodline, because of the curse of another against his ill tongued great grandfather that all other generations would be stuck with. There were no consequences since there was no way to not do what he said, although he was sure that would be come more of an inconvenience one day or another. He was just happy that for the moment, it wasn’t really an issue.

    Well, needless to say, I was captured and sentenced to exile,” Rowan replied simply, taking another sip. The tea needed more sugar in his opinion, but he didn’t want to bother for it since he was sure he wouldn’t be able to get through the entire cup. “Faolan kept trying to get me to join his side, to become apparently something better than I have become, however, you and I both know that to be an impossibility, but he wouldn’t hear of it. So, I was sentenced to exile and had a rather rough landing on the other side of the world, where I was picked up and brought over here to apparently become whoever was the highest bidder’s slave.

    Although, it would have been nice to get into the pleasure business. Of course, I’m not sure what kind of diseases are present here, but I’m sure I could find some way to counter them and at least learn a few things from the experience. I’m sure you’ve hear the rumors about how bad I am.”

    I’d rather not listen to that kind of gossip about those that work for me,” Clyde replied with a grin.

    I’m almost glad that hasn’t changed about you,” Rowan nodded. “Although it is still kind of prudish, don’t you think?”

    You have your ways and I have mine,” Clyde retorted, having a feeling that it was not only a blessing, but a curse in disguise that he had ‘won’ Rowan at the auction. After all, if Fairfax would have won, he would have been at a disadvantage, but he was sure that the headaches he would have avoided would have been worth it. That and some of the things Rowan said would have made Fairfax blush, unlike he, who was used to such behavior. “However, back to serious matters, I would like to hear your story eventually, complete with details, but I also need to arrange time to tutor you in common as well as literary skills and the way this society works. As you can tell, they’re not as technologically advanced, but they have a very firm grasp on the magic they can seem to use, but again, it’s no where near as developed as it is at home. Please, stay out of trouble Rowan, and away from Fairfax until it’s more favorable. I’m sure he’s at least a little miffed about the entire ordeal.”

    “Of course, we are back together again aren’t we,” Rowan nodded, a little disgusted about how far behind this world was compared to their home. “We overthrew the idiot who was running the country before us, and we’ll kick Faolan out the same way when we get back. Supporters are still a bit scattered, but most of the murmurings in the street can’t wait until you return, and now my name will be added to the list.”

    Good to hear,” Clyde nodded, wondering what else was going on the home he hadn’t seen in so many long years. “However, for now, go ahead and explore the house, as I have some things I need to attend to still. I run two very good businesses at the moment and would love to continue to be profitable while I’m here so I can afford whatever comforts are available. Just please, don’t cause trouble for my staff.”

    Me, cause trouble,” Rowan grinned, not even bothering to pretend to be at least somewhat concerned or even innocent. “Why Clyde, it seems that you don’t seem to remember exactly who I am!”

    My memory hasn’t faded that much,” came Clyde’s reply as he rose from the chair and left for his record keeping, and toyed with the idea to actually sending a quick prayer to both The Priest and The Priestess to keep an eye on Rowan, but decided that it would show just how attached he was becoming and therefore just kept holding onto his hope.

    Rowan himself was rather excited about now being able to explore the place, figuring he’d find some trinkets of some sort from home, or hopefully so. He missed home and knew that Clyde must have snuck a few things out when he was exiled. He was the king after all, and most of the guards were under his jurisdiction and would have most likely helped him if he just requested that he didn’t want to be exiled. However, Clyde, being his prideful self, took his ‘punishment’ and just accepted his fate. Sometimes, he just didn’t understand the other’s motive, nor did he want to. It was his life after all.

    He was in a little amazement at the size of the house, and just how outdated everything seemed. Clyde had been here for years, or at least this world’s years, he had barely been goon three months in their homeland, something that Rowan couldn’t believe. So many things had gone wrong in such a little time, poverty was rampant, Faolan’s men had taking an iron fist to the country and wouldn’t let it go. The whole placed turned into a mess after Clyde had done all that cleaning up after their last dictator. How could anyone have believed that Faolan would be a better choice still confused him, and would continue to do so for many years if he ever thought about the subject again.

    There was at least indoor plumbing, which relieved Rowan to know that they weren’t in the dark ages, although he was pretty sure they weren’t. There was a form of phone, although it was still crude and apparently only to be used in emergency, and it seemed the telegraph was still the way to communicate long distances. He doubted, however, that there was a line that connected them to the other side of the world, which mean that mail by ship would be the best way for communications to be spread throughout the land. This would be like if he had visited a museum for research and decided to play a part in an reenactment of the era. Not something he’d willingly do anyway, even though from what he had heard, the pay was nothing to shake a stick at.

    He wondered if he would getting paid for whatever he did, he quickly decided that he doubted it. After all, he was an ‘alien’ and not only that, but a slave as well. Although he did like the feel of the clothing he was able to use, a little over the top frilly, but then again, the era called for it, sort of. He was pretty sure that the clothes that he was wearing were outdated, even for a butler type, since that was what he assumed that he was going to be. Or something along those lines eventually. He discovered a lot of unused rooms, with just the floor and large window that overlooked the plantation, a few towards the town, where he could make out the clock tower over the canopy. He had to admit that it was rather peaceful here, even if a little odd.

    The house itself was nice enough, filled with wooden floors and large chandlers hanging from the ceilings of the main hallways, as well as portraits of those that Rowan didn't know on the walls to give those who walked along them something to look at. Carpeting were in the rooms, rugs placed everywhere else to most likely reduce slipping or even just to make the place look a bit more expensive than it really way. He couldn't say that he cared for it much, there was still too much white on the walls from what he could see, but that was the way Clyde wanted things, so he could make sure everything was in order and stayed clean to his own demands.

    The servants of the house completely avoided him, which was better than them trying to pester him in a language that he didn't understand at all. that was one thing that he would have to make sure Clyde got on, teaching him about the culture and language of this world. He spent more times in the rooms that had the most items, and tried to play some music from a music box but couldn't exactly figure out how to work the contraption. Usually there was some sort of magic to use to activate it, but he couldn't grasp the concept that the little key that was sticking out wasn't meant to be taken out but to be turned, such things not existing on his plane in such a manor that it confused him, so he just decided to admire the craftsmanship of the box instead of the music for now. He would have to get someone show him how to use it later.

    There really wasn't anything else that interested him. Everything in the place seemed to be so expensive that he didn't want to disturb anything lest he earn the wrath of Clyde, who he had no doubt would "give" him to Fairfax who wouldn't want him either. He wasn't sure what kind of things that Fairfax would make him do, although again he doubted the fact that it would be any benefit to him, as much as he would love to "better" himself. But such was life, he would find one way or another to do so, although he wasn't so sure who would be the one to teach him. He stopped his thoughts for the moment, watching a group of chattering slaves pass by, Rowan spying in between the railing of the upper floor.

    He didn't understand what they were saying, but he was slowly beginning to get used to that and coming to expect it until he actually learned a few words and statements. He hoped that it wouldn't take too long and the sentence structure sounded remotely the same, sort of. That would speed up the process, and if had anything to do with Faolan's home language, he would have an easier time in figuring out what the brute was saying to his loyal followers so that he would be able to better counter whatever the bastard said to them and maybe ruin some plans. From the rumors that he had heard around, not many knew enough to translate the home language of the tyrant, and this would certainly be some sort of advantage for him at least, and therefore Clyde's retaking the throne when they all returned.

    Heading back downstairs, unsure of exactly what to do, he was met face to face with a woman he thought was at the auction, but then again, she may or may not have been, he didn't exactly see who was there very well. If that damn sunlight was a bit weaker, he would have recognized Clyde and Fairfax faster and not have had to been so worried about anything. However, it did give things an interesting twist, not knowing who bought him.

    They stared at each other for a moment, and Rowan somewhat feared for his life when the woman grinned at him, flipping back a stray strand of long red hair. She had a matching dress that revealed more than it hid, which put him on guard. She looked like someone to be feared, and that she knew exactly what she intended to do. She tried to speak to him, but he instead cowered away, going to try to find Clyde to at least get him to deal with this guest, since she flipped him out and he had no idea what in the world she was saying, although it did sound as if she was speaking to a small skittish pet instead of a demon, although he did wonder exactly what he was categorized as here in this world.

    "Clyde," he shouted, hoping the other would be able to hear him. "Clyyyyde," he tried again. "There's a lecherous woman standing here for you I think. She's not wearing much and she's trying to talk to me, although I have no idea what's going on. I think she thinks I'm a pet of some sort..."

    Clyde himself put his pen down, rubbing his eyes to try to curb his coming headache. Either he needed reading glasses which he sorely didn't want to be bothered with or even worse, he needed less such interruptions from women. Didn't they understand that he was the only one here and the only one running this business of his? Most likely not, since the women he conversed with on a regular basis were selfish and only thought about their own ambitions and goals while he was just a little pawn in their sick little game. Taking in a deep breath, he went out to meet Amelia, since he had no doubt that the women came to "inspect" the "alien" for her own experience. he just hoped that this visit wasn't going to go as he expected.

    He made his way to the large receiving room, seeing Rowan being hugged and pet by Amelia and the discontent on the other's face a little shy of priceless, something that he thought he would never see. It was a nice touch of revenge that he would most likely never get again, so he decided to savor it for all the times the other male made him feel uncomfortable. He didn't make his presence known to either of them for a little while, but did so with the clearing of his throat, making both of them turn and look at him, Rowan in relief and Amelia in the utmost joy.

    "Clyde," she started, hugging Rowan tighter. "I can't understand a word he's saying but I must say he is just simply adorable! If I could have only bought him myself, I would have my best trainers train this boy. He'd be worth every investment with a body like that and hopefully a mind to match. Such a rare thing when beauties like this are gifted with a great mind. Most of them are mindless drones that only know how to look pretty and follow basic instructions when not being laid."

    "Thank you for that insight," Clyde replied dryly. "However, I think he would greatly appreciate it if you let him go. If his facial expressions are anything to be believed, he is rather uncomfortable as anyone would be in his situation. After all, to him, we are the aliens who captured him, are we not?"

    "Oh but he's just so adorable," Amelia complained, hugging Rowan tighter if that was possible. "Why do I have to let him go now? I mean, couldn't I just keep him like this for a little while? Even borrow him? I could teach him so many things that would allow him to be a greater service to you..."

    "Something neither of us needs I'm sure," Clyde responded dryly. "Now please, let him go. He isn't settled yet and I have to arrange for some sort of tutelage in my own busy schedule so that he can at least voice his opinions clearly to us instead of in his own tongue which none of us can seem to understand."

    Letting Rowan go, she gave him a sly glance, grinning like a mad woman although both men figured that wasn't much of a comparison. "I'll get to you yet, pretty boy," she nodded. "And train you to my liking and hopefully you can get rid of some of the prudishness in your master."

    "Amelia, I am right here and would greatly appreciate if you didn't talk about your plans in front of me," Clyde said, trying to remind her that she wasn't alone in this room, or in the house for this matter. "In fact, I would love to know the reason that I find you here, since I'm pretty sure it's not just the lure of seeing the alien dressed in something other than those rags and trying to persuade me to allow you to "borrow" him for some time to "train" him."

    "Oh but it is," Amelia replied, the grin never leaving her face. "In fact, that is the only reason that I came here today. I really have no other business with you today, although if you would, I can train him in being a butler. I do employ trainers for that and not all the slaves I buy are for pleasure, although some are duel trained for that purpose. Lighten up Clyde."

    "Forgive me, Amelia, but seeing how you work already as well as knowing you for longer than I most likely should has jaded me of any sort of innocence when it comes to you," Clyde replied acidly. "Now if you excuse me, I think that it will be high time for myself and my new alien butler to go to his language lesson."

    With that, he took Rowan by the arm and led the boy to the closest room with a door and shut it with a dignified slam, to emphasize the point that Amelia was no longer welcome nor was she going to be permitted to stay any longer. With a dignified snort, she left the plantation, going back to her own mansion near the city, a place where she could train her pleasure slaves at her leisure, as well as see how her new additions were fairing, hopefully well and maybe even persuaded some of the others to get their asses in gear, although that was a slim hope.


  • YACAS 5-6

    Well, 'won' NaNo and therefore have time to finally post everything that I have except for the chapters I'm working on. *le sigh* So much to do! Enjoy!


    Yet Another Crack Ass Story: Chapter Five 

    A week passed by uneventfully, something that had Clyde on edge since something usually happened at least every other day. There had been no trouble, no rumors of attacks, nothing to really mark the days as they passed, which was rare in this still mostly jungle place. Both suns were high in the sky, their heat causing everyone to hide in the shelter of any shade that was available. Clyde was no different, fanning himself as he listened to the bugs hum in the field, and the occasional call from the trees, mostly from birds that he was used to seeing and others that he had never heard before. He had a sinking feeling that the speculation he had about the creatures now more curious than frightened as the newcomers settled in and showed no real sign of threat.

    Closing the fan, he decided to see what sort of activity would be going on in town for some excitement and maybe even do some shopping, which he hadn’t done in awhile. He was sure that the slave trade was already over with, not that he needed any more in his workforce. However, sometimes it was more of saving one from something he thought they didn’t deserve although he knew that he wouldn’t be able to save all of them. He did sometimes wonder what would happen to his work force once he did finally find a way back home, but he just assumed they would run back to their tribes back in the forest or even to a master that treated them well enough. He rarely thought about it since the subject matter frankly depressed him.

    Senkora,” he called, the woman coming to him from the kitchens, covered in flour of that night’s dinner. “I will be going to town, please watch over everything for me and make sure everything runs smoothly as it can.”

    Yes, master, she replied simply with a curtsey and went right back into the kitchens. He did sometimes wish the mute were better at telepathy, but she had done very well in even being able to project such simple phrases into the mind of the intended listener. And for what she couldn’t do with ‘speech’ she could do in writing, although not many of his work force knew what the scribbles on the paper meant, and some feared that it was a spell that would capture their souls if they even dared to look at it. As much as Clyde often found that amusing, it sometimes was a headache when such things were important and needed.

    The trip into Sheystown was uneventful, as it usually was since only the most insane or those like himself that needed something to do in the hottest part of the day were out and about. Surprisingly, the auction was still going on, but it seemed that there was also something else, like a rally, that had Clyde just watching in amused horror. Isabelle was at the front, with a crowd behind her shouting something about how this whole thing was wrong, trying to get her voice over those of the auction, that was starting to get rather annoyed with the display.

    This was why nothing seemed to be happening, because it seemed that Isabelle had been busy in gaining supporters for her little cause, and it seemed that there were more people than he thought that supported her cause. Where it could mean trouble, he knew that his issue had a long road ahead of it, or at least he hoped so. If not, that meant that his time was running out to freely find a way back to his home plane which made the sense of urgency even greater. At least it was happening where he could see it instead of miles away on the continent that he left so willingly.

    Isabelle herself was proud, as the flyers, petitions, and articles she paid for in the post were gaining her cause support and even changing the views of some slave owners. Her father rarely paid attention to exactly what she spent his money on, since he rarely did any spending and left it up to his daughter to do it all. And she had chose to instead get her cause moving than just standing by and hoping that people listened to her. She had stayed mostly quiet far too long and it finally lit a flame that she wanted to spread across all of society, at least the part she could reach. She wouldn’t be able to influence those of the other countries, but at least her own or even just the colonies would be able to benefit from a slave free lifestyle.

    Why do we trade them like we trade cattle or even food,” she shouted, trying to make sure everyone in the square heard her. “Aren’t they like us? Intelligent? Have a society that we don’t understand in a much harsher environment than we came from? Yes, they don’t have the technology, but they have social systems! They have a soul that will go to either The Priest or the Priestess depending on which one they worship and the magic they have been able to use!

    They can learn as we have learned, except much faster because they have us, who have already gained the technology, who have already gained the knowledge! Our ancestors only took so long because we had to figure everything out ourselves! We can better them, integrate them into society! We may even learn from each other since we are losing most of our magic abilities to technology, and they seem to know much more about how to work it than either we, or our ancestors, ever have! Why do we continue to oppress them into free labor and dumb them down? Do they not have as much right as we do to be able to have their dignity and earn a day’s pay for a day’s work?”

    That little speech received cheers from her crowd, while from the other she received dark glares as it was interrupting their business negotiations. Everything seemed to be working as she planned, although she knew that the fight had just begun. If anything, it would be up to the mayor whether or not slavery was allowed, and even then it would take weeks until her petitions reached the other side of the world to their home country. However, it was a start, although she didn’t expect to have so much support on her side this early. It was all very exciting.

    How long do you intend to disrupt my business,” Vivienne asked, her harsh glare enough to rise the bowels of the earth to wash over them. “You have made your opinions very aware to us for the past few ticks while we have done nothing but ignoring them. However, this has been going on for far too long. So if you please, take your little gathering to a place that won’t interrupt our business.”

    We have just as much right to be here as you do,” Isabelle replied, although she was a little shaken. She never liked Vivienne, the woman seeming like she would be able to raise hell quite literally. “And we are not disrupting anything! You people and your ‘business’ seem to be doing just fine even though we’re here, speaking the truth we believe!”

    Vivienne’s eyes narrowed at that comment, and Isabelle knew that she was in trouble and that maybe she should have done what the old woman told her to do. With the speed that she shouldn’t have been capable of, Vivienne slapped Isabelle, and regained her composure right after word.

    Respect your elders girl, and take your little meeting elsewhere. I will not have a whelp like you trying to force your views onto us any longer. You have been a thorn in our sides for far too long, Isabelle, and many have complained about your constant visits to try to change our minds about something we clearly think is nonsense,” Vivienne said harshly, ignoring the tears welling up in the younger woman’s eyes from both the sting of the hand and tongue. “Most of us do treat them with dignity, and profit is better made with those that aren’t paid than those that are. Simple business fact, and they don’t pay for anything. Room and board are provided, as is food, any medical care, even transportation in some cases, so don’t go talking about things you don’t know girl.”

    Clyde had to give it to Vivienne, she had a way with words that would either gather those to her or chase them out of town depending on what was going on. He rather enjoyed being a spectator in this little showdown, as he wondered just how far Isabelle would push the issue, especially with only such a small gathering behind her, although it was rather impressive since she had only started her real, public campaign a few days earlier. This could either get really interesting, or spiral downward very quickly.

    Isabelle backed down, deciding to take her group to a different part of town, a part that didn’t hold so much danger to her fragile pride and group. She promised someday that she and her cause would be the downfall of this wretched ritual as well as wretched woman, one who held too much power in her opinion. Vivienne, happy with her victory, went back to conduct the rest of the day’s sales to count her profit, and Clyde was once again left with nothing to watch or do.


    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story: Chapter Six

    On the other side of the ocean, in the small fishing town of Jays, yet another exile literally dropped onto this so called forsaken world. He was happy that he landed in a field, and away from any that would have watched his ‘decent’ and either would have been scared shitless of him or laughed, depending on their views of it. Sitting up, he looked around, a little disoriented but not that bad considering what he had gone through to finally end up here. Nothing seemed to be broken, so that was a large plus in his book, however, the glaring light of two suns was a little much. The world he came from was much darker, much farther away from the one sun of the solar system. No wonder exiles were sent here, the light itself was punishment!

    The heat was another problem altogether, as well as the humidity. He had never experienced such waterlogged air before, and could safely say that he preferred an arid climate to this stark contrast. How did any of the others that came before him ever even get used to such a horrible place! He had to find a way back and fast, although he sure that if there was a way, those already stuck here would have been home by now. Which had him wondering exactly where the others were, and exactly how large this place was, and maybe even learn the common tongue, although rumor had it that it was similar to Faolan’s home tongue, which he didn’t know at all, which meant he would have to learn everything from words on up.

    Standing up, Rowan patted the dust from his pants, figuring that he should start at least trying to converse with the locals, to see just how much is similar between his language and that of people. He still didn’t know exactly what to expect, nor did he realize just how long the trek to the small town was in this oppressive heat and daylight. Did those already here only come out at night? Was there even night here? He knew of the two suns, felt them beaming down on him, who was to say that there weren’t more and this place was cast in an endless day that only the locals knew how to tell each sun apart to figure out some sort of time cycle? Shuddering at the thought, he was thankful for the shade when he came to it, and even the brief rain showers that at least gave him and the land a reprieve from the daylight.

    ==I need words so I’ll put things in the breaks=

    Wait was a small fishing town, profiting mostly in its farming although it disliked to admitting that while fishing it had failed at, agriculture it was perfect for. It was small, and seemed to prefer to remain so instead of growing like the rest of the cities as industrial super powers. Being the farthest point out of the continent however, it was a large mailing post, with letters going all over the country and sometimes even to the neighboring countries, as it was peace time for the moment until something happened over the few mountain ranges again which held the only real sources of inland water.

    The largest building was the tick tower, that would measure the time and could be seen anywhere in the city limits. It was also one of the oldest building back when the town was nothing more than a mere outpost that slowly grew in population that would finally allow it to become a town. The inside was renovated for town meetings, and other gatherings that were important to the people. Rowan’s appearance was, since he didn’t speak any known language and he looked nothing like the people here, although there was a very diverse mix of races living together. He himself, personally, didn’t see what in the world the big deal was expect for the language problem.

    There were so many words being spewed about that he had no idea what was going on, nor how to really read the facial expressions that ranged from rage, to intrigue, to fear, to amusement. All he wanted to do was go back home, with Clyde in tow and they would be able to kick Faolan out of the throne and get everything back to normal. But then again, that required a way to get home which meant that he had to learn the way of this land. Something he had a feeling that it was going to be a rather difficult task.

    Can I just, you know, get out of your hair and be on my way,” he tried, starting to stand up but being pushed back down into the chair by a large clawed hand of a person who looked like they had to have surgery to replace the obviously missing one. He didn’t fight the forceful persuasion, as he didn’t know how much of his magic would work on this plane, if any did at all. “Or…I could just remain in your hospitality.”

    The glare he received did nothing to calm his nerves, as he realized that he may have just pissed off the guard which wasn’t very comforting. Maybe they would just kill him and he wouldn’t have to worry so much about escaping and going home, as he would be sent to whoever governed this place or back to his home deities, although the Universe would just most likely put him back into reincarnation for not completing the life as it was supposed to be. Not like he meant to be caught and then put here for some sort of punishment. If the information wasn’t leaked by the damn double agent, he and the rest of his little group would be alive or taking over the country.

    Well, after a few more minutes, it had seemed that the congregation had reached a decision, which didn’t bode very well for Rowan as he watched the proceedings take place. He didn’t know exactly how he came to be in the lone jail cell, chained to the wall and having one hell of a headache, but he wasn’t that stupid not to figure out that the guy with the clawed hand had played a role in it. They guy was most likely some type of enforcer out in this part of the world. They world kept swaying around him, giving him the sense that he was no longer on land or he was more woozy than he had anticipated.

    Blacking out again, he figured that he’d rather not know and just be content with the fact that he had at least lived a little longer than Faolan most likely gave him credit for. The other beast would see, he’d come back with their leader, maybe the traitor, and others who weren’t killed in the war that had broken out years and years before. He would be a hero to the people again, for helping to kick yet another horrible dictator out of the throne and giving it back to someone who truly could run the largest, most profitable country in all his world.

    =oh look, another break! And more words to be counted!=

    It had been at least a day, there could have been no way that he could have been here for any shorter time frame than a full day in his mind on this rickety old water logged vessel. He had determined that most of his magic was either null or the rules of this universe affected the sources where he was able to take the power from, both of which frustrated him. He had been able to figure out that there were others here, by their voices didn’t sound like they knew what was gong on either, but at least they were able to communicate to each other instead of being the one chained up and away from everyone else. Not that it mattered, since without his powers nor some sort of weapon he was useless, never learning hand to hand combat due to the fact that he never thought that he would need it, and didn’t for the styles that were all too common in his home plane.

    At least they have some of the same food,” he mused, looking at the pitiful plate of dried bread and water he didn’t even want to try to drink. At least he thought it was water, but in this dim light, he wasn’t so sure about that. “Although I think I’d be chancing it if I did try it. But it is better than nothing I guess. I mean, they could just starve a little old new comer like myself. How nice of them to pretend to be concerned for my health.”

    He wasn’t sure what the guard yelled at him, but assumed that it was for him to keep quiet or something along those lines. He was pretty sure that a threat was thrown in there as well, but couldn’t be too sure. The thing sounded tough and he didn’t want to really mess with it anyway, since he was useless or felt like it. Nothing like being on board a ship, caged, chained, and a long way from anyone who could understand him to make him feel insecure.

    So, when do we get there,” he tried, although he knew it was pointless as he had a garbled response, most likely not even the answer he was looking for. “Well, thanks for the information.”

    He never wished that he was knocked out more than that moment, as boredom was quickly setting in as he stared at the same walls for hours on end. He wished that he was at least granted a game of some sort, or even a picture book, but he highly doubted that those that were being forcefully kept in this part of the apparent ship were allowed any form of entertainment. His thoughts kept trying to make up where exactly he was going to be taken to, or even what was going to become of him, sometimes venturing to think of what was happening in his home plane, and how everyone who hopefully escaped was fairing.

    It was days later that he was finally brought out into the full light of day, still in his chains and cage, and was rather surprised to find such a large port awaiting him and the other captives apparently, as they were chained together in long lines and didn’t seem to be enjoying themselves, since they most likely knew exactly what was going to happen to them. Although still leaving what was actually going to happen to him in speculation, he had a sinking feeling that he already knew what it was going to be. He didn’t like it since it would greatly interfere with his plans to find the others that were sent here and find a way back, even if he wasn’t sure exactly how he was going to do so.

    Hey, what’s going on over here,” he asked, and only received glares for his effort and a short, but most likely nasty, reply in the tongue he hoped he would soon understand. “Guess I’ll just have to wait and see then.”

    There was a lot of sitting around in his little cage, listening to conversations going on around him, trying to make sense of the foreign words. He heard some similar words being thrown around, but he highly doubted that they meant the same things. However, when he was face to face with a hardened old woman, he knew that he wasn’t going to be in here much longer, her harsh voice commanding and directing everything around him, all the while her eyes never left him. Did she recognize something? Did she know one of the others that were here? Was she going to take him to them?

    Rowan could only hope, lest he give his sanity up for good.

  • YACAS 3-4

    I should be catching up instead of posting...oh well. :D

    Disclaimer, warnings, and other crap in this post.


    YACAS-Chapter Three 

    Kenya growled at the low bushes, eyes aglow with inner flame and body taunt. He never did like when things crept this close to the home, nor when it started picking off workers one by one, making them reluctant to work and keep his master happy. The others that guarded the slave’s homes were doing just that, making sure that none escaped during this hunt nor were any accidentally hurt when this really began to take off. The dimming light would soon prove his prey, that he hoped to scare off for at least awhile or even make a kill, depending on what it was. This swamp was always full of surprises, although rarely any good ones.

    Dark forest green flank blended in easily with the underbrush, wings tucked tightly to the tough leathery hide to try to make him as streamline as possible for this. Although he was much more comfortable in the air doing this kind of hunting, he was slowly getting used to this ambush kind, although he was sure that he would never like it as much as going after something in the wide open sky where there was little place to hide. He could hear his prey over his slow and mostly quiet steps on the spongy ground, crouching low underneath a cluster of bushes.

    There was a small squeak, followed by at least two other similar calls which meant this was a group taking the slaves down. He could easily take them on, the only advantage they had over him was their speed on the ground, but he had something to counter that. Fire was a very good weapon after all.

    They were large flightless birds, standing a little over the bushes’ height, weak wings pulled tightly to their body. They could glide, this Kenya knew, if they ran at the right speed and there wasn’t any real obstacles in their way. A large feathered head peeked out from above the bush, large eye darting about as it seemed like it was scenting where it thought an intruder would be. The creamy white feathers tipped with dull pink disappeared back with the other two, feeding on a beast Kenya couldn’t name. It didn’t matter, all three would be on the table this night.

    He waited until the largest had gorged itself and curled up, long tail with large feathers for help in gliding as well as gaining speed while running held its head. The other two were much smaller, and would be no problem following as they looked like mere chicks, which he had killed on many occasions. The larger one however would prove to be a challenge, especially since its legs were fully developed and therefore it would be able to run much faster than the other two. Flay was just setting and Yutr was rising in the sky, making it still very easy to see where the other two would go, which would most likely be a nest of some sort. They might have eggs today as well.

    He leapt over the bushes, talons forward and jaw open. Fire spewed out, catching the closest escape route on fire, leaving the chicks to find another way back to the safety of the nest. The adult, however, screeched a warning as it tried to get up fast enough to try to lead the way, but fell right back into a heap when Kenya’s large form landed on it’s back, breaking it in a few places, making it easier for the dragon to make a kill. With a tight grip on the back of the neck, he twisted his head, breaking the beast’s and killing it almost instantly. He could still hear the chick’s cries, and ran off after them into the underbrush.

    --

    The dragon went back to his master, Fairfax, dragging the adult beast by the neck, two chicks in one claw and carefully handled two eggs that were in his spare claw. Once he found himself back on the plantation, the other dragons helped him with his load, carrying it off to the main house for their master’s inspection. Hopefully the killings would be less now, especially with those of the forest learning that dragons protected this claim of land, although it would seem that nearly none of them knew of their power nor existence.

    Fairfax was a proud looking man, always dressed properly and short black hair well kept. He owned his fair share of slaves, all of which worked the area, farming it for all that it was worth. He lived in a small house, colored a neutral brown so it didn’t stand out to anyone who happened to pass by. He wasn’t here to draw attention to himself, nor to really make any money. He had his goal always in mind, as well as in sight, although the money he did get was counted as a blessing.

    The usually harsh looking face brightened as he watched his most trusted pets bring in the kills, white eyes approving of the dead birds as well as the eggs. He had wondered how Kenya faired in the wilderness and whether he had caught the culprits who were killing off some of his slaves while leaving those who witnessed the attacks scared to even move out of the safety of their little shack. At least now they should be appeased, if it weren’t for their religion keeping them from working this day, as it always seemed to. One holiday after another, worshiping the many things of nature, which he found rather tedious and stupid when the universe could be worshiped as a whole rather than separate. However, things didn’t work here like they did at home, one he wasn’t so sure he was going to be able to see again.

    You faired well, Kenya,” he smiled, petting the dragon on the snout. “We will all be eating good tonight.”

    The beast snorted, sitting at Fairfax’s feet, the others who helped him carry his kills also receiving pats and congratulations, although they didn’t really understand exactly why. Then again, praise was usually taken for granted, as well as any coins they were able to come across for their small hordes that they kept secret from each other, to feed their inherited greed that allowed them to become legend no matter what plane they were stranded on. Kenya, however, was just as pleased with a good meal in his belly or a coin or two to add to his bed of coins stashed away in his hiding spot, figuring both very fine rewards.


    Fairfax looked up towards the suns, well sun now that Flay was almost gone below the horizon, it was almost time for him to spy on his ‘good friend’ to make sure he hadn’t figured out a way to return to their home plane. As much as he longed to see his old home, he had been given a job to do, one he fully planned on fulfilling until either he died or a replacement came to relieve him so he could spend the rest of his days in comfort as was promised. Although as the days and years wore on, he was beginning to suspect that he had been fooled into this position and that he would die here as well as the one that he was being forced to watch over.

    Kenya raised his head, cocking it to the side as he looked up at Fairfax. The man seemed uneasy about something, although he couldn’t put a talon on exactly what it was. Where he knew that his master had the one to watch, it was his job to watch over his master, to make sure no harm came to him as what most loyal dragons, or pets of any kind really, were supposed to do. He was hatched in the other world, given his instructions by his mother, and the others like Fairfax, and hadn’t ever thought about going against it. He was rewarded for his efforts with another pat on the snout, which somewhat settled his own nervousness and laid back down.

    Looking at the three birds before him, Fairfax sighed, gathering them up so he could prepare them for the oven. That was one thing he did miss about the other side of the ocean, was the fact that there were people there to do this for him, since he didn’t really keep any house staff or slaves, usually preferring to do such work himself. Today, however, he didn’t seem to be in the mood for it, although he knew that he should. The two smaller ones would feed the whole place for tonight, and the larger one the next day with maybe even a few leftovers to serve for lunch the day after that. Taking them to the kitchen, Kenya close behind, he decided to get the preparations over with, so that he wouldn’t have to figure something else out for dinner.

    --

    It was awhile later when he ventured out of the house again, Yutr low in the horizon and the shadows long and ever growing, the eastern sky already beginning to show signs of the coming night. Fairfax usually chose this time to spy on his neighbor, who most likely knew what he was doing but either chose to ignore him or spied right back. Whatever the case, he rarely caught any trouble unless one of the dragons caught scent of Kenya, in which there was usually a larger dragon fight on both their hands. Anyone who owned any piece of land in the area also owned dragons as guards, although a few did prefer gryphons but those were few and far between as the beasts were hard to tame as it was let alone train to guard a whole plantation.

    A darkened figure moved above them, Fairfax ducking, hoping that the beast was far enough that Kenya hadn’t be found out either. The beast didn’t turn around, so he took that as a good thing and slowly continued forward, hoping that was the only scare they would have as they approached the property. He could make out the sounds of the last few workers in the fields, which wasn’t odd. They would be heading back to their cabins soon anyway which would leave him an open path to go spy on the mansion with. Kenya would keep anything from the forest at bay, both here on the edge and on the way back to his own home. Sometimes, he did yearn for the chance to go back to his home plane, where magic would have taken care of this problem, but knew that was a futile wish. Especially with the rules this place was governed by.

    With a pat on the head, Fairfax left Kenya at the edge of the large field, tall stalks of corn swaying lightly in the light wind, giving him plenty of room to hide and shadows to play with. Although he was much more adept with using the manipulation of light for illusions, but then again, it wouldn’t be hard to just change the way it’s spread and the way it moved the shadows around to complete his illusions, of either something more threatening being around or to just making him seem like he wasn’t even there at all. Confident his plan would work, he made his way up to the large house, hoping all the while that everything would go well tonight.


    YACAS-Chapter Four 

    Clyde finished up his daily tracking of his profits and making his notes that he would need for the next day when he felt it. Someone or something had trespassed on the barrier, which meant his nightly check up was due. He knew that the other demon came this time of day, when Yutr was low in the horizon, although he seemed to be coming in from the south this time, which meant through the corn fields. Well, Fairfax wasn’t going to catch him that much off guard tonight. With the recent attacks, he had put up some barriers to make sure that he and his slaves would be safe from any menace including such nuisances like his “friend”.

    He had known Fairfax since they were both growing up, although he wasn’t sure exactly when their alliances changed, nor when their views on how the world should be did either. It wasn’t exactly betrayal that had them both here, but he had to admit to himself that he trusted his old friend with too much information that shouldn’t have been shared and led to his downfall. Hind sight was always 20/20 and Clyde knew that there was little to nothing he could do about it now, and was content that his old friend was in the same situation as he was but was also under the delusion that he was going to be able to go back home.

    Putting away his supplies, he stretched and decided to go meet his ‘visitor’ so that he could have some fun. Besides his little confrontation with Isabelle a few days before, this was the first time something interesting happened in a little while. Getting up, he decided to at least give his shoulder length hair a quick run through with the brush. He hadn’t gone out to meet Fairfax in a few weeks now, bordering on a month or two now. The other must have thought that he didn’t care anymore. There hadn’t even been a large dragon fight in awhile either, which wasn’t surprise as Kenya was rather good at hiding himself, a smile creeping on his face as he thought of the dragon. He remembered when the beast was nothing more than a mere hatchling learning how to use his flame. Oh the trouble maker he was as a child!

    He went out to the porch, the last little bit of Yutr sinking below the horizon, the fields darkened in the shadows of the surrounding jungle, although he could just make out the shifting forms of the slaves going back to their little cabins and some of the dragons coming out for their night watches. He couldn’t tell exactly where Fairfax was, but he was pretty sure that he would be able to tell soon enough. The man usually got up really close to the house to make sure he was still around. Unfortunately, Clyde was still waiting for the day he found the way home, so he would be able to leave a note for Fairfax telling him that he had gone home without him. As mean as that would seem, it gave Clyde a smug smirk every time he thought about that, remembering his goal and why he was gaining all the resources he was to obtain it.

    He waited until twilight had fully set, the only light coming from inside the house and the dying colors in the horizon. He knew that Fairfax would have had to made it within hearing distance by now. If the other hadn’t, that meant that they were both getting old and they needed to get back home that much more to hone their skills again. As much as he enjoyed the peace for profits, it didn’t give him a real chance to practice his warring skills all that much that would put him at a severe disadvantage when it came time for him to return home.

    You came earlier than usual today,” Clyde said, admiring the view of the stars that were already showing in the ever darkening sky. Although it was soon going to be drown out by the moons that were already rising. “And with good reason too. You’ve heard the rumors I take it, of the travelers around this area disappearing? Hopefully it’s actually some sort of warped space. Home may be in closer reach than either of us thought.”

    Fairfax himself was not pleased that Clyde was waiting for him, sitting in that damn rocking chair on the large porch. He always looked so smug when he sat like that, and always sounded like he was a higher status. This wasn’t their home anymore, and so he was actually of a higher rank, if ever so slightly, than Clyde, but then again, the other rarely took defeat well. No matter how much it annoyed him that his former friend couldn’t accept the fact that he was defeated and exiled.

    Standing up straight, coming straight for the porch, he sat down on the chair next to Clyde a little reluctantly, knowing that there was no escape now. No matter how many times this ritual was done, he would never understand how Clyde could be so casual with the person who betrayed him to his enemy. He guess the revenge would come if he ever found a way home and leave him all alone on this wretched plane of existence. Hopefully that would never happen and Clyde would have to suffer with him through this trail that may never end.

    I’ve heard the rumors and Kenya caught three of them, or the ones picking off my slaves,” Fairfax replied, not looking at Clyde at all, but instead the sky or even the empty dark fields. Or at least he kept hoping that they were empty. All he needed was for something to really be out there and had an intent of eating them or even just causing trouble. Kenya didn’t need that kind of aggravation and neither did he. “I’m not sure if those same damn birds are the cause of the recent attacks or not.”

    I’m sure that they were a part of the problem,” Clyde replied, the tension building. He loved making small talk with Fairfax, the way it took its toll clear on the other man’s face and body language. At least he could have small wins against the other man, yet another part of his revenge for getting them both stuck here on this insufferable planet with its insufferable order. “But I fear that there is something a bit larger lurking nearby, as if we had only scared it off for a little while before it had time to study us.”

    I thought we found everything with intelligence already,” Fairfax said, honestly perplexed at this seemingly new finding. “The rest of the jungle is supposedly just animals that can be used as food or are just nuisances to society.”

    Ah, we haven’t even begun to discover exactly what this place holds,” Clyde said smugly, face lit up with the possibilities of being able to go home. “There may be hidden ruins with a way for us to active them and go back home to see exactly how well Faolan has been running the place since my exile. Then again, that does mean taking you with me since I have to say that I told you so in that case. What would be more priceless? The fact that I’d be able to leave while you stayed here or if we both went back home and see that I was right for my opposition of Faolan?”

    Fairfax didn’t answer, biting his tongue to keep from making a comment on exactly what he thought about the whole situation. Either way he would be given a punishment for, that he was sure of, if Faolan found out that he had allowed Clyde back in. It was only by luck and Clyde’s trust in him that the other demon was able to gain the upper hand and finally get rid of Clyde by exiling him. Then again, that same thought made him bitter as that meant that Faolan hadn’t seen his betrayal as something to prove his loyalty, but as someone who would even go as far as sell out his own friend to gain a little power for himself. Either way, this whole thing was becoming more and more foggy to him as the shades of gray ordered themselves by darkest to light, and Faolan’s intentions going towards the darker side.

    Dragon by the throat,” Clyde asked, feigning concern at Fairfax’s silence. “You can certainly voice your outrage about the way I handle things, as you have clearly done before many times in the past. Surely you won’t deny me now.”

    You sound almost bitter,” Fairfax replied, still not looking at the other man. “It doesn’t matter either way, for either I’ll find out which one of us told the truth or I’ll be here waiting when you’re exiled yet again, most likely to a planet worse than this one where no magic is allowed or even one just starting out with no intelligent life expected for many eons.”

    That almost hurt,” Clyde replied, frowning a little.

    Almost,” Fairfax nodded, getting up. “I have made my observations for the night. Let us talk again sometime.”

    Clyde just watched his old friend walk away, the same way he assumed the man came onto his property in the first place, caught up in the memories of happier times, and wondering exactly how things came to be like this. Then again, where Fairfax was a talented illusionist, Faolan was as well, as well as a weak telepath giving him a slight advantage in the powers of suggestion. Either way, it left Clyde sitting on the clouds of memories and Fairfax walking home with worries that one day, Clyde really would escape his grasp once and for all.

  • YACAS 1-2


    Well well well, finally been writing stuff! Exciting I know. This year's NaNo in totally unedited form! Oh the joys.

    Summery:(Subject to change) Clyde is a demon trapped on a plane where the magic he has grown accustomed to is forbidden, and is trying to find a way back to his home plane to kill the one who sent him here. However, without the astral magic, he can't return home. With the technological advances of this new world, the continent that was once out of reach became within grasp and ripe for colonization. Here, there are tribes of people that may have a way around the Priest and Priestess, those who created this world and it's order so he can return home. This isn't without it's problems, as Fairfax, a demon from Clyde's home world, was sent with Clyde to make sure the other didn't return home. And with Isabelle, an elven noble who is opposed to slavery trying to abolish the seemingly only means Clyde has to the source of knowledge about the loophole to his own world, things only seem to get harder and harder the closer he gets to home.
    Warnings:
    This story contains things of a religious nature that have been twisted. It also contains mentions of slavery, violence, abuse, and boys love.
    Disclaimer:This is a work of fiction. The plot and characters belong to myself and the voices in my head. Any resemblance to any other plot, character, or even real life person or situation is by pure accident and not intentional. I also do not condone slavery in any way, nor abuse of any kind. Please keep that in mind. Enjoy!
    Enjoy!

    Yet Another Crack Ass Story-Chapter One 

    The astral magic was forbidden, making Clyde more irritable than he had been since his sentence to exile. Well, the fools would soon learn Faolan’s true nature, and then they would wish for him back. However, it didn’t seem that he would be able to get back there for some time, until he could find a way around those that governed his new ‘home’. That was the major reason he hated religions and those that decreed what was right and what was wrong and why he hated visiting such places. How ironic that he would be exiled to such a place.

    Once he was able to, he went to the Wildlands with the first expeditions, to try to find out if anyone on that side of the sea had found out how to get around the annoying barrier set up by the Priestess and Priest that allowed only the dead and those in the Underworld to use the only method that he had to try to get back home. Not only that, but it seemed that Faolan had the mind to put his annoying subordinate Fairfax in charge to make sure he stayed exiled. Although the other demon made life interesting, he was still more annoying than anything.

    Clyde looked out at the fields surrounding his home, and the slaves tending to the crops. He fanned himself, the smaller sun Flay just reaching its high point in the sky while Yutr, the super giant, just rising above the eastern horizon. He sighed a long suffering sky, he had appointments today and it seemed that the unbearable heat wave had yet to break. He hated going to the trade markets on days such as these. Where it made haggling much easier, standing on the block with his merchandise would be hot and uncomfortable. Especially if he was expected to be in formal dress per usual, and for some reason dark colors were still in style and with his light gray skin, it would make the day seem even hotter.

    Standing up, the rocking chair seeming like it was moving of its own accord, he decided he should get ready now instead of right before he left, to try to get used to the heat before he would stand on that podium and show off those slaves that were ready to be sold. Yes, this was where most of his profit was made, but he still kept the best workers for himself for his crop counts and such. He was a business man after all and he had years upon years against those native to the planet.

    Senkora,” he said, his voice medium toned and had a sly edge to it that he could never seem to be rid of, even in the most serious of situations. “Please have the preparations for dinner done by the time I arrive home. Also, please prepare extra portions as we may have guests. If not, please make sure it is handled evenly to those who work today. They deserve a reward for working in this damnable heat.”

    Senkora the mute bowed, ever near her master’s side since she was nothing more than an abandoned babe, disregarded because she was mute. Clyde raised her to be intelligent and be able to use some mental magic, although she would only command simple sentences with her limited telepathy skills. She was the head slave of the house, and conducted the business to make sure everything was well kept as well as to bring any problems with the laborers straight to him so he could resolve any conflict.

    Putting on his coat and large brimmed hat, he went out the door and collected those that were to be sold that late morning, and headed off to the little town that was no more than a mile away from his plantation that grew silk plants and various food products that usually sold very well in the market place. He arrived at the little town of Sheystown a little over an hour later, trying to hide the fact that the journey was harder than it should have been.

    He was only selling four slaves today, all in very good shape and would be very good for manual labor such as taking care of the house or fields, whichever their new owner would see fit. He didn’t like selling such good laborers, but the whispers of him having too many as it was finally reached his ears, and so he decided it was in his best interest if he shared a little of his ‘wealth’, even though he was the one making the true profit. As long as it effected his social standing in a positive light, he guessed it didn’t really matter either way about it.

    The streets of Sheystown were busy with buyers and sellers of various goods and those trying to get their purchases home with either their children, pets, or slaves in tow. That was why he decided to live so much further out from the city, the hustle and bustle would have become too much for him and plus he wouldn’t have been able to see his profit grow like he had in the past few years since he built his plantation and moved from the other side of the world. He had to admit, he did enjoy the cleaner air than here, which was still cleaner than where he first came from. The industrial revolution was not something Clyde had looked forward to nor enjoyed when it did come. At least it was too early for it to migrate to this side of the ocean, or so he kept hoping. He had lived a lot longer than he looked and knew that some societies advanced more quickly than others.

    He made his way to the center of town, the fair skinned slaves dressed in good clothing, as he was hoping that they would get some job that wouldn’t degrade them totally. They were profit makers, and to him, should look the part. He couldn’t help that others didn’t share his views. Maybe it was his old age finally catching up to him. Making him senile. That could have been what had him exiled in the first place.

    In the center of town, a rather large group had shown up already, the show not to start for at least another sun tick according to the large dial near the stand. There were mostly buyers, but a few sellers like himself had shown up already, which was good. If there weren’t many at this time, then that meant that there wouldn’t be many others to take away the attentions of the buyers. He wanted at least two of his own to go for higher than even he thought they were worth, and if he played his cards right, they would.

    Clyde glanced around the crowd, recognizing a few faces and some new ones, most likely fresh settlers from the other continent, as he made his way towards the back. There were at least five other slave traders, each with at least one and the one with the most had eleven. He couldn’t bear to sell that many slaves at once, at the risk of losing some really good workers in the mix. Then again, some weren’t trained properly and it wasn’t odd for masters to get rid of those that weren’t profitable or didn’t want to retrain them and let them be someone else’s problem. Maybe he would be making a few purchases himself.

    As he was pondering if he would take out his purse or even just take a trade, he heard the high pitched squeal that would be from one of the area’s only ‘pleasure slave’ trainers in the area. Not only did she freak him the hell out on more than one level, she seemed to be touchy-feely with anyone she considered a friend or something akin to one. He didn’t feel comfortable with either option, but she was one of the highest bidders for his slaves, although he never wanted to know what became of them. He always hoped that they found something other than the rest of them that she usually bought.

    Clyde,” she said, her dress as revealing as ever, dyed in bright red which was only for high class people, although he wondered what the dress actually looked at before she massacred it. “I didn’t know you were going to be selling today or else I wouldn’t be either! You usually drain the pockets of anyone that is here and knows your reputation for some of the best trained and mannered slaves. I know the ones I…”

    Please, Amelia,” Clyde said, giving her a crooked grin. “I have told you before that I do not want to know what you do with the ones you purchase. I’d rather live with my delusions of what they’re doing than what you actually doing with them.”

    Oh that hurt,” the woman frowned, pulling away and looking at her own she brought for selling, Clyde happy he recognized none of them “Mine this time around are of the highest quality. I suggest you buy one for once. Might get you to loosen up a little.”

    I have no need for such…slaves,” Clyde replied, facial features clearly stating for him that he was appalled by the idea. Amelia wasn’t one to give up, but she decided that today, he wouldn’t’ be a buyer but stayed convinced in her mind that he would buy at least one some day. Even if he didn’t use them for what she and some others that lived in her mansion trained them for. “Besides, I’m sure those out there will appreciate their services more than I would.”

    You know, that’s not all they do, Clyde,” she smiled slyly. “They are very good at taking care of other slaves as well. In fact…”

    Please, Amelia, stop,” Clyde said, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I have no desire to buy any of yours as much as you say you like to buy mine.”

    The worried looks of the four he brought relaxed a little as Clyde refused the offers, and how Amelia didn’t seem interested in buying any of them. The slaves Amelia brought were all in their late teens, dressed to show off their unmarked bodies and to entice buyers. One could tell easily between the two types and what they were meant to do. Even if they felt sorry for each other.

    Half a tick,” another woman, dressed conservatively in a dull blue dress. Age had taken its toll on her, wrinkles on her face and what was visible of her hands, solid, slate gray hair tied tightly in a bun on the back of her head. This was Vivienne, the one who organized the trades and made sure that no one became too rowdy. She was also the one who started and stopped the trades at her descression, although most of the time they ended after the last slave went to its new owner and the trader was paid the desired amount. The few times it had been shortened was once when a brawl broke out and the rest over bad weather where most of the trades went on in the town hall. “The order will be as usual, whoever got here first will be first in line and will continue down. No more traders will be allowed so you may all make your preparations now.”

    Small turnout today,” Amelia grumbled, looking at the few traders that had come after her. “That means the prices will be lower because there aren’t a lot here and they know we’ll be desperate.”

    You and I will do fine,” Clyde nodded, grinning as he looked at the podium. “The rest of them should be the ones worrying.”

    Self confident as always,” Amelia laughed behind a hand, something she only did when highly amused, which seemed to be very often. Definitely one of those that was distracted often and easily.

    Of course. When have I ever done badly at one of these trades?”

    Can’t say I remember a day.”

    I can,” Corey, a trader who never seemed to do very well because of the physical condition of his slaves as well as his inability to haggle properly. “In fact, I can remember one auction I actually did better than him. “

    That was a long time ago,” Clyde replied with a dry look. “However, I learned my lesson. It still seems that you haven’t learned yours. I’m sure one day you’ll get it.”

    Corey shrugged, looking at his rag tag looking group. “Well, I have to say they look better than they could. Doc says that I’m getting better about my outbursts so hopefully that’s enough to maybe get a little extra out of the sales today.”

    Well, at least it’s progress,” Amelia nodded, looking up at Flay and Yutr. “Although I wish it would hurry up already. This dress is getting stuffy.”

    That had Clyde and Corey just looking at her, and thinking along the same lines of ‘she’s barely wearing anything’. Amelia too wrapped up in taking a small white fan from her corset and fanning herself in the beginning of the afternoon heat, where it was usually said was inhumane for even slaves to work, at least not until the later afternoon when there was only Yutr left blazing in the sky.

    After more waiting, the trading had finally begun. It seemed to take forever for those ahead of him to finally get their auctions and such over with, and he was finally on that blasted podium, in the full force of both blazing suns and the only shade he had was the large brimmed hat. He straightened his suit, and began his auctions, gathering a rather nice chunk of change for his laborers. With most of these buyers farmers or those in need of someone to care for the house because they were either too lazy to do it or too poor to hire an actual maid, he wasn’t surprised when he sold all four, and proud that he was able to up his prices enough to where he made a very nice profit.

    With that, he said his goodbyes, collected what was due, and headed home, to hopefully dinner. It seemed that those that were out in the fields today were going to get a good dinner, since he didn’t feel like socializing too much. Too bad he didn’t know he was being followed as he whistled to the trees and whatever was around to listen.



    Yet Another Cracky Ass Story-Chapter Two 

    Isabelle wasn’t a quiet girl, even at birth it was said by her father that she screamed up a storm and wouldn’t quiet down for days after. As a child, she was always the one shouting for the others to behave themselves or even to prove her point by yelling louder than they could. As she grew, she learned that being loud to the point of being heard over others wasn’t going to place her well in society, no matter who her family was, and that she needed to learn that there was a place and time for such things. So she started getting involved with causes in her middle teen hood, and had been in the anti-slave movement ever since.

    She was a young adult elf now, pretty long golden hair and sharp forest green eyes gave her the illusion that she was nothing more than another pretty face in high society. When she was quiet, she looked pretty with her fair skin and often white frilly dresses and silver jewelry that had many suitors at her father’s door more often than not, until they heard her speak with that harsh voice of what she demanded of them, which had them running home faster than they came.

    With great debate, her father, Denholm, head of the settlement, betrothed her to Maddox, the leader of the settlement with an enemy country’s son to strengthen the relationship between the two. Joel wasn’t a bad person, although he did own a slave as an attendant, Isabelle wasn’t too keen on the sudden engagement nor the fact that she was betrothed to a slave owner. She instead kept looking for at least one person in high society that wasn’t one like herself, but had yet to find them and therefore, the engagement and marriage was still valid until she did or the wedding day came.

    She stood at the auctioning, flames burning in her eyes at the sight in the center of town where everyone could easily see and take part if they wished. Such a public display of total humiliation was unjustified to her morals and will and reminded her of what she opposed and what she was fighting for. Would it be too much for those who worked these beings from birth until death proper pay and even education so they could pursue other jobs or even gain some self respect? There was still so many that had yet to be found in the Wildlands, especially with how little was still explored and how many other beings could be integrated into their growing society that would perhaps never get the chance because of the booming slave trade business.

    She followed Clyde Devor into the woods that led to his large plantation, on the small dusty path that would most likely cause her maid, whom she paid very good money to, headaches in getting all the dust out of her pearly white dress. She was pretty sure he didn’t know she was following him, and liked to keep it that way, since it would work in her favor. He had only sold four, which wasn’t as bad as some of the others, but his had sold for the most money. She had already tried to talk to Amelia Kovest, but that was a lost cause as the woman dared to try to sell her one of the poor slaves, although in hind sight, she could have at least set the poor creature free.

    It wasn’t until he was half way to his estate that he noticed that someone was following him, stopping and looking behind him, not very surprised to find out it was Isabelle. They had encountered many times about the same subject, neither gaining ground but still able to remain civil towards each other in words, although not so much in thoughts. He was sure that they were going to have another one of their ‘chats’ which meant he was going to have to tell Senkora to make more for dinner so he could at least reward his laborers. She would never understand his point of view although he had caught the hint of hers more often than not. It all depended on how cooperative and objective he wanted his thoughts on the subject at hand be.

    Good afternoon, Miss Isabelle,” Clyde bowed, taking off his hat in a sweeping motion, revealing his dark brown, bordering black hair to the sunlight. Straightening, he put his grin and hat back on, hoping that today wouldn’t lead to any arguing. “What did I do to deserve the pleasure of such a fine young woman following me and not making a sound? Surely you must have a reason for doing so and not announcing your presence.”

    You have sold your slaves for the highest price today,” she replied formally. “I just thought it would be proper to congratulate you on your success.” She hissed the words like they were vile and made an equally sneering face.

    Then I must invite you for at least some tea and maybe even supper since you’re out this far. If you would like, I’ll even arrange a carriage to get you back to your father’s to make sure nothing will attack you on the long trek home,” he offered, although he was doubtful she would accept. At least to the carriage part. If she could, she tried to do anything without the help of slave labor.

    I’ll take the tea and supper but will take a hired carriage home,” Isabelle replied, crossing her arms stubbornly. She wasn’t sure how late it would be until she would finally get home, nor what would happen if her father found out that she walked home in the twilight if it became that. It may be better than when the settlement was built with less animal attacks on the roads, but they were not unheard of once both Flay and Yutr settled behind the western horizon. “You know my views on such things as using your laborers at any time you please and for whatever work.”

    As you wish,” Clyde replied, turning back around and heading down the path. “Please, do keep up, Isabelle. There have been increasing reports of animals seen near this area. Don’t want you to end up in their claws now.”

    Gritting her teeth, Isabelle kept up easily, the path mostly smooth and with few obstacles in the way. It wasn’t long until the large white estate rose from the trees that gradually thinned as they reached the plantation. Most of the laborers were in their small cabins, resting from the intense heat and maybe even having a bite to eat before they were back out in the fields. They weren’t paid, but the hard work was bearable and Clyde was not a harsh master and even rewarded them if they had done a good job. Something a few that were bought by Clyde from other people were thankful for.

    Isabelle always wanted to live in such a house away from the town, although with nothing in the fields but paid laborers and a house with a fully paid staff instead of those born into this warped society. However, until that day came, she was cooped up in a large house in the city instead, ever looking at the paved streets and horse drawn carriages that carried people to and fro from Sheystown and Victoria, the neighboring settlement where her groom lived. Shaking her head, she had to focus on the topic at hand, and try yet again to argue her point to Clyde, who seemed to be the only one in the town who at least considered her ideas, although he never seemed to take note of them after words.

    They were greeted at the door by Senkora, who bowed to the both of them as they entered, as well as by the sweet scent of food cooking. She took Clyde’s coat and hat, hanging them up in the closet as she led them to a large room with a very high ceiling that kept the room at a tolerable temperature no matter how warm it was outside. Small tables, chairs, and couches were kept here, as well as a large fire place that was only lit on the coolest of nights, mostly during the rainy season. Soft burgundy carpet covered the floor, and the walls were a deep Persian blue with portraits of those that Clyde had deemed important as he lived out his exile on this world. It was where if he held parties where the guests could mingle while they either waited for the weather to clear up or food to be passed out, or even for quiet chats with closer friends or those wanting to speak with him.

    Senkora,” Clyde smiled at her,” thank you for preparing dinner, although I would like if you could make some extra as it seems as I have a guest. I would like the reward sent out to the tables of the cabins first, if you will. Also, could you tell the kitchen to prepare some tea and biscuits? I don‘t want to disappoint the guest.”

    The woman nodded, heading off to make her master wish’s known to the others, Isabelle’s glare not going unnoticed. He dared to give commands while she was in his presence! Although it was nicer than most of the other master’s she had witnessed, it was still wrong in her opinion. Just because one person treated their workers well didn’t mean that all of them fared the same, of which she was fighting so hard for.

    Now that we are here, Miss Janeb,” Clyde started, taking a seat in a plush chair nearby a small table, with another one right across from him. “We may talk about whatever you would like.”

    Well, at least you treat your slaves as if they have dignity and some sort of soul and feelings,” Isabelle admitted. “But that still doesn’t quell my thirst for their freedom.”

    I figured,” Clyde nodded, leaning on the table with a propped up elbow. He knew that this little ‘chat’ could turn into an hours long debate, although he hoped that it wouldn’t turn into that. He did have other things to get done, such as take inventory and check on the fields. That and make sure that some arrangements he had earlier in the week were being taken care of. Such were the trials and tribulations of running two successful businesses at once.

    Don’t take me lightly,” Isabelle said, her voice raising, daring to go higher. “I’m not going to give up just because society looks the other way at how you people treat your laborers!”

    Calm down, Miss Janeb,” Clyde said, sitting up properly. “I still have many things to do before the day is out, and I’m sure you have a lot to say about how I run things here, and how society as a whole runs itself. However, raising your voice will gain you no ground with me, so please calm down.”

    Settling herself down, smoothing out a wrinkle in her dress, she composed herself like a proper lady ought, as to gain respect from those around her. “Please, excuse my outburst,” she said dryly, not being able to friegn the apologetic tone at all. “I do get worked up on this topic and with so many not even willing to listen to what I have to say, I’ve been falling back into old habits.”

    Just as long as we are at an understanding,” Clyde nodded, returning to his leaning position. He rarely had company, although he wished that it was someone other than Isabelle at the moment. Even Fairfax and his annoying ways would have been an improvement. “Ah, Senkora. Thank you for the tea.”

    The mute placed the tea on the table with little effort and left just as quickly as she came. Isabelle always had a respect for the slave, the woman able to slip in and out of places quickly and quietly without much notice from anyone else at all. She could have been so many other things, something better than her current life, or so she thought. Yes, those with such disabilities were still looked down on, one battle at a time, she thought, as it would be the best way to win against the ways of society.

    High quality as always,” Isabelle tried to keep the sneer from her voice, focusing instead on the portraits around the room. “you never disappoint a guest, do you?”

    I try not to,” Clyde replied with a sly smirk. “Now, are you going to yell at me to change my ways or are we just going to dance around each other like children at play? Although, I do believe that we have little to talk about let alone any new subjects. Maybe this will be done before supper is even finished.”

    Isabelle scowled, wondering if following him here was a good idea after all. After all, it was plain to see that he wasn’t interested any longer in their impending conversation, and she really shouldn’t have strayed far from home without at least informing someone of her house. Rising, she curtsied, and tried to use a pleasant voice, although even she had to admit that it didn’t sound very becoming of herself.

    Then I will excuse myself,” she said, going to the door. “There is still plenty of day light left and I should make it home well before anything starts to move about. I thank you for the invitation to tea and supper, although I’m afraid that I won’t be staying for the latter.”

    have a safe trip,” Clyde said, rising himself to see the young woman to the door, glad that now he had time to attend to some of his business matters. Paperwork was always such a chore, but it had to be done at least on a weekly basis, something that he rarely looked forward to.

    Heading to the kitchens, apologizing for the inconvience, he asked for regular portions since their guest had already left, so they just needed enough for himself, them, and those working out in the fields today. With that, he went to his small office room to do his much dreaded calculating.